The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

[TheRouge]

Much like the large hadron collider, we have had some issues, and the Rougeometer had to be dismantled and part of it had to go back into R&D. Alongside this engineering work, the algorithm used has had to be strengthened. 1041 factors are now considered, as opposed to 841 when the Rougeometer was taken out of commission. The modern game has evolved and there are new factors which need to be considered as inputs. These new additions are wide-ranging, from more widely available kilometres covered statistics, to softer factors such as 'are the squad distracted by fortnite and FIFA?'. Camaraderie figures for example, are now taken from a 60:40 blend of goal celebration togetherness as well as social media squad member post interaction.

So in short, IT'S BACK! It's better than ever. Yes, you need some faith to believe the results as we will not reveal the full content of the algorithmic black box, but I urge you not to think do I believe, but to think can I afford not to believe? Are you prepared to miss the ride? Or do you want to be first in the queue, take your seat, strap yourself in and begin the journey?






Where will Reading finish this season?

1st/2nd 4.7%
3rd-6th 20.6%
7th-12th 38.7%
13th-17th 26.3%
18th-21st 7.6%
22nd-24th 2.1%

[tidus_mi2]

Holy shit, it's back.

[Stranded]

Seems fair.

[Old Man Andrews]

WHAT THE oxf*rd IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!

[CountryRoyal]

FCUK YES. I wholeheartedly believe that the reason we did badly last season was because of the Rougeometer or lack there of.

Playoffs here we come.

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

My faith in humanity is restored.

[NewCorkSeth]

[Maneki Neko]

G>T>F>I

one of the pillars of our recent success is back
success itself must now surely follow

[Mid Sussex Royal]

1 in 3 chance we finish bottom half?

Other way round I reckon...

[10539.4 Miles Away]

In on page 1!

Welcome back old friend

[seahawk10]

Colour me rouge!

Let's do this!

[CountryRoyal]

1 in 3 chance we finish bottom half?

Other way round I reckon...

Well when you create a complex system of multi-analytical metrics culminating in an indescribably accurate predictive output then feel free to disagree.

Until then please don’t argue with fact.

K thanks.

[Snowflake Royal]

Rouge, you'd better not be just teasing us. This has to continue through the whole season.

Absolutely made up to have this back.

[Gunny Fishcake]

Never taken a drug in my life, this seems the closest to it !

Brilliant

[Zip]

Is this Rouge chap to be trusted? He appears a little shifty.

[BR0B0T]

I don't believe in the Rougeometer

[Snowflake Royal]

I don't believe in the Rougeometer

Get. Out.

[NewCorkSeth]

I don't believe in the Rougeometer

Too far. Ignore listed.

[BR0B0T]

I think it's just the work* of some middle-aged chancer with too much time on his hands

[CountryRoyal]

I think it's just the work* of some middle-aged chancer with too much time on his hands

You’ll burn for this blasphemy.