Any updates?

[Sebastian the Red]

Hi all, not posted here much in recent times. What's been going on at the Club? Any interesting news? Hope you're all well.

[McDermolenko]

not much mate

[Sebastian the Red]

not much mate

Thanks. Any prospect of new signings this summer? I saw a tweet yesterday that said that without matchday income we have the highest wage to income ratio in the league. Not an encouraging sign. Anyhow, fingers crossed for bluer skies.

[Snowflake Royal]

Hey Seb, always good to see you.

How's life in Justice?

[Sebastian the Red]

Hey Seb, always good to see you.

How's life in Justice?

All very exciting. All the courts are closed to trials, so I don't have any work to do. Still, beats working for a living, eh?!

Eh?!

[Snowflake Royal]

Hey Seb, always good to see you.

How's life in Justice?

All very exciting. All the courts are closed to trials, so I don't have any work to do. Still, beats working for a living, eh?!

Eh?!

Hope you're able to enjoy the time with the family and not getting screwed financially. Be totes awks if you had to sit in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff

[Sebastian the Red]

Hey Seb, always good to see you.

How's life in Justice?

All very exciting. All the courts are closed to trials, so I don't have any work to do. Still, beats working for a living, eh?!

Eh?!

Hope you're able to enjoy the time with the family and not getting screwed financially. Be totes awks if you had to sit in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff

Plaintiff means claimant. Sitting in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff means I'd be trying to bankrupt someone else, which genuinely sounds like a magnificent way to make money in a recession, if i knew anything about insolvency.

[leon]

All very exciting. All the courts are closed to trials, so I don't have any work to do. Still, beats working for a living, eh?!

Eh?!

Hope you're able to enjoy the time with the family and not getting screwed financially. Be totes awks if you had to sit in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff

Plaintiff means claimant. Sitting in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff means I'd be trying to bankrupt someone else, which genuinely sounds like a magnificent way to make money in a recession, if i knew anything about insolvency.

No I think you’ll find Ian’s right. He’s an expert

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Hi all, not posted here much in recent times. What's been going on at the Club? Any interesting news? Hope you're all well.

Nothing new. New manager, lack of signings, no direction, wasting money.

Same old, nothing to see here

[Sebastian the Red]

Hope you're able to enjoy the time with the family and not getting screwed financially. Be totes awks if you had to sit in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff

Plaintiff means claimant. Sitting in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff means I'd be trying to bankrupt someone else, which genuinely sounds like a magnificent way to make money in a recession, if i knew anything about insolvency.

No I think you’ll find Ian’s right. He’s an expert

Oh is Snowflake Ian these days? I thought Ian was South Downs. What's the difference between Snowflake and Snowball? Are they both Ian as well?

[Snowflake Royal]

All very exciting. All the courts are closed to trials, so I don't have any work to do. Still, beats working for a living, eh?!

Eh?!

Hope you're able to enjoy the time with the family and not getting screwed financially. Be totes awks if you had to sit in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff

Plaintiff means claimant. Sitting in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff means I'd be trying to bankrupt someone else, which genuinely sounds like a magnificent way to make money in a recession, if i knew anything about insolvency.

Well, consider my utter ignorance schooled. Although I still don't know the right word.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Plaintiff means claimant. Sitting in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff means I'd be trying to bankrupt someone else, which genuinely sounds like a magnificent way to make money in a recession, if i knew anything about insolvency.

No I think you’ll find Ian’s right. He’s an expert

Oh is Snowflake Ian these days? I thought Ian was South Downs. What's the difference between Snowflake and Snowball? Are they both Ian as well?

I’m not Ian

[Sebastian the Red]

Defendant.

I like to use Ibrahima Sonko as the way of remembering it. Sonko used to DEFEND and he was bigger than an ANT. DEFEND ANT. Defendant.

[Snowflake Royal]

Plaintiff means claimant. Sitting in a bankruptcy hearing as a plaintiff means I'd be trying to bankrupt someone else, which genuinely sounds like a magnificent way to make money in a recession, if i knew anything about insolvency.

No I think you’ll find Ian’s right. He’s an expert

Oh is Snowflake Ian these days? I thought Ian was South Downs. What's the difference between Snowflake and Snowball? Are they both Ian as well?

Snowball's less persistently annoying than I am but claims to know and do everything whilst not having the foggiest how to use stats.

Other people claim I claim I know everything, but I don't. It's getting a bit inception.

[Snowflake Royal]

Defendant.

I like to use Ibrahima Sonko as the way of remembering it. Sonko used to DEFEND and he was bigger than an ANT. DEFEND ANT. Defendant.

Ok, should have guessed same as criminal.

Whoopsie. Been a long day.

[Sebastian the Red]

No I think you’ll find Ian’s right. He’s an expert

Oh is Snowflake Ian these days? I thought Ian was South Downs. What's the difference between Snowflake and Snowball? Are they both Ian as well?

Snowball's less persistently annoying than I am but claims to know and do everything whilst not having the foggiest how to use stats.

Other people claim I claim I know everything, but I don't. It's getting a bit inception.

I don't think anyone reasonable could ever accuse you of wilfully knowing anything.

[Snowflake Royal]

Oh is Snowflake Ian these days? I thought Ian was South Downs. What's the difference between Snowflake and Snowball? Are they both Ian as well?

Snowball's less persistently annoying than I am but claims to know and do everything whilst not having the foggiest how to use stats.

Other people claim I claim I know everything, but I don't. It's getting a bit inception.

I don't think anyone reasonable could ever accuse you of wilfully knowing anything.

Thanks Seb, you're a rock I can rely on.

[Sebastian the Red]

Defendant.

I like to use Ibrahima Sonko as the way of remembering it. Sonko used to DEFEND and he was bigger than an ANT. DEFEND ANT. Defendant.

Ok, should have guessed same as criminal.

Whoopsie. Been a long day.

Some people say "respondent" but they aren't particularly modern. Than again, no one says plaintiff either. It's "Claimant" these days.

Get with the programme, mate.

[Snowflake Royal]

Defendant.

I like to use Ibrahima Sonko as the way of remembering it. Sonko used to DEFEND and he was bigger than an ANT. DEFEND ANT. Defendant.

Ok, should have guessed same as criminal.

Whoopsie. Been a long day.

Some people say "respondent" but they aren't particularly modern. Than again, no one says plaintiff either. It's "Claimant" these days.

Get with the programme, mate.

I shall endeavour to do better in future and not make the same mistake twice.

Luckily, improving is very easy when your bar is such a low hurdle to overcome.

[Sebastian the Red]

Ok, should have guessed same as criminal.

Whoopsie. Been a long day.

Some people say "respondent" but they aren't particularly modern. Than again, no one says plaintiff either. It's "Claimant" these days.

Get with the programme, mate.

I shall endeavour to do better in future and not make the same mistake twice.

Luckily, improving is very easy when you're bar is such a low hurdle to overcome.

Your.