Will Ejaria resurrect before we find a buyer?

[Millsy]

There haven't been enough polls lately so....

We know that Ejaria (RIP) is dead but our excellent medical team is working round the clock to resurrect him because Azeez - hard has he has been trying - is not able to fill the No End Product hole on his own for too much longer.

We're also waiting for a takeover.

Which will happen first?

(Serious answers only please).

[blythspartan]

100% takeover will happen first.

[South Coast Royal]

A takeover will happen first followed by the appointment of a new manager.

The new manager will play Ejaria for 4 games as he thinks he will be able to succeed where others have failed and bring out the player that so many before feel exists.

The player then gets dropped/injured and spends the rest of the season in London seeing out his contract (it does expire in 2024 doesn't it?).

He then contacts the club to see if a Testimonial game is on offer, as long as he doesn't have to play.

[Brogue]

i dont like him

[Mid Sussex Royal]

There haven't been enough polls lately so....

We know that Ejaria (RIP) is dead but our excellent medical team is working round the clock to resurrect him because Azeez - hard has he has been trying - is not able to fill the No End Product hole on his own for too much longer.

We're also waiting for a takeover.

Which will happen first?

(Serious answers only please).

He's not with the medical team, he's fit to fully train.

With the U21's due to attitude issues and can't even get game time there.

I sincerely hope the take over happens first as can't see him being involved for the first team again.

[From Despair To Where?]

Ejaria will regain fitness month before the end of the season but a month after we have been relegated.

He will play an absolute blinder in the last 4 games, giving enough of tantalising glimpse of what could have been to whoever is managing QPR that week, who will offer him a 3 year contract on £10k+ a week, telling his fanbase what a phenomenal talent he and how he can spearhead promotion challenge with his silky skills and snake hips.

[morganb]

Ejaria is not the Messiah, he is (allegedly) a very naughty boy.

Expect him to play in the Easter Monday fixture

[Hound]

Def not under Selles

Tbh be more interested in why Holmes isn’t involved now. Selles still holding a grudge/Holmes attitude or genuinely doesn’t think he’s good enough to be in the first team?

[Snowflake Royal]

If by ressurect and kill, you mean I'll dig up, piss on, then re-bury. That one.

[Millsy]

Too much information m9, your fantasies and fetishes are none of our business.

[Snowflake Royal]

Too much information m9, your fantasies and fetishes are none of our business.

I could make them your business, big boy.

[Millsy]

TBH he probably is the sort who believes being pissed on is effective protection against covid.

[Hound]

Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

[Snowflake Royal]

Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

The Liam Moore who would walk into any Championship defence?

[Hound]

Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

The Liam Moore who would walk into any Championship defence?

That’s the one. Only 30, loads of experience, fully fit afaik

[Snowflake Royal]

Did Liam Moore ever find another club?

The Liam Moore who would walk into any Championship defence?

That’s the one. Only 30, loads of experience, fully fit afaik

Played no games this season for some reason and I can't find a club listed.

[Snowflake Royal]

Maybe we should offer him a contract!

[Hound]

Maybe we should offer him a contract!

4 years at 35k p/w?

[Snowflake Royal]

Maybe we should offer him a contract!

4 years at 35k p/w?

Bargain!!!

[leon]

i dont like him

No "In the trenches with Ovie Ejaria" doesn't really have the ring of reality.

At least with Hutchinson, Yiadom etc you'd expect a bit of moral fortitude and resilience. Ejaria just comes across as being a selfish lazy fcuk.

Who knows he might have mental health issues we aren't aware of.