If Reading won the Premier League, what would you do?

Royal Rother · by **Royal Rother** » 21 Aug 2007 11:54

What would you do?

papereyes · by **papereyes** » 21 Aug 2007 11:55

Clap politely, then dance to Tom Hark.

Archies Volley · by **Archies Volley** » 21 Aug 2007 12:10

im on a week long bender every week anyway

Behindu · by **Behindu** » 21 Aug 2007 12:12

I'd marry Kylie Minogue and we'd live happily ever in Buckingham Palace....

Dr Hfuhruhurr · by **Dr Hfuhruhurr** » 21 Aug 2007 12:14

Id lay a wreath at the memorial of the disaster that wiped out half the players in the Premier League.

AF1 · by **AF1** » 21 Aug 2007 12:14

papereyes Clap politely, then dance to Tom Hark, head off to Woodley to flash some young girls before heading home for a double bill of Kid N Play - the cartoon.

Hampshire Royal · by **Hampshire Royal** » 21 Aug 2007 12:15

Get ready for the following season when, if we didn't win anything I'd call for Coppell's sacking!

Arthur Pint · by **Arthur Pint** » 21 Aug 2007 12:19

RFC Fans Clap politely, then dance to Tom Hark.

...then moan about the people who left early during the title winning match, wonder why the transport links are so poor for the Premiership champions, start a thread about a song now that we are champions, moan about Seols performances after he contributed 20 assists and 10 goals......

Royal Rother · by **Royal Rother** » 21 Aug 2007 12:23

He wouldn't be at club if we won the PL...

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 21 Aug 2007 12:26

Eat a live Camel in one mouthful and then fly to the Carribean on my racing pig.

Franchise FC · by **Franchise FC** » 21 Aug 2007 12:29

I'd still be living the life of luxury after being discovered as Roman Abromovich's love-child, and him mysteriously dying the next day, and ploughing the inheritence into RFC.

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 21 Aug 2007 12:29

i would climb up on to my flying pig and fly off to atlantis for a long holiday, where i will probably invent cold fusion in celebration , and then return home in a perpetual motion machine

Silver Fox · by **Silver Fox** » 21 Aug 2007 12:50

I think I'd probably boo at least one of the players

willz_royal · by **willz_royal** » 21 Aug 2007 12:54

i would cry with happiness for around a year

aw how amazing would it be if we did

manyoo are getting used to it, give us a go

Hugo Boss · by **Hugo Boss** » 21 Aug 2007 13:02

Leave early, blag the bus into town and get lashed on Dillingers.

Readingfanman · by **Readingfanman** » 21 Aug 2007 13:05

Realise I was dreaming.

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 21 Aug 2007 13:06

Turn off Football Manager and wonder where the last few weeks of my life had gone.

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 21 Aug 2007 13:06

Royal Rother What would you do?

Act cool and underplay it, maybe moan about fielding a weak cup side and whinge about Leroy Lita not pulling his weight with a mere 30 goals and Steve Coppell's lack of commitment at only signing a 10 year contract.

Mr Loyal Royal · by **Mr Loyal Royal** » 21 Aug 2007 13:17

It's never going to happen... well not in any of our lifetimes

Stranded · by **Stranded** » 21 Aug 2007 13:19

15/20 years ago people were saying the same thing about our chances of being in the top flight.