2. The first sniff of him falling on his arse will be met with a chant of "Divers" from the 4 people in the East Stand who still think it's funny and original.
3. "We support our local team"

4. 2,400 Man Utd fans will stand throughout the game. None will be ejected.
5. Twenty Reading fans at the back of the East will stand, blocking no-one's view. They will be threatened with summary execution.
6. Back The Boys won't even bother bringing the Tom Hark cd.
What have I missed?