The Matejovsky Chronicle

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The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Millsy » 23 Jan 2008 18:42

Matejovsky got out of bed today and brushed his teeth.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Winchester Royal » 23 Jan 2008 18:48

Is that information from an incisor?

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by NWL Royal » 23 Jan 2008 19:01

Matejovsky is eating his dinner.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Archie's penalty » 23 Jan 2008 19:02

Matejovsky is putting salt on his chips...

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by NWL Royal » 23 Jan 2008 19:16

Matejovsky has finished his dinner.


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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by pooandwee » 23 Jan 2008 19:40

He is now making a cup of tea. Ran out of milk though so has nipped down the shop. Got a Kit kat whilst he was there.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by madreadingfan » 23 Jan 2008 19:41

Matejoskvy goes for a wee.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by seahawk10 » 23 Jan 2008 20:24

Matejovsky logs on to hobnob. Wonders who Osborn is.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by ShrewsandRoyals » 23 Jan 2008 20:28

Matejovsky uses Google to find out.


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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by AbovetheI » 23 Jan 2008 20:35

Matejovsky looks on hob nob.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by phil in cornwall » 23 Jan 2008 20:40

What would he think if anyone told him about HNA and he read this crap?

He's a newbie to Western Europe let alone HNA.

He made a great 10-minute debut.

Encourage and welcome him......

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Readingfanman » 23 Jan 2008 20:40

Matejovsky has now logged off.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by moo » 23 Jan 2008 20:49

Matewotsit is a bit gutted Fez Club is closing, luckily Leroy sends him a text 'u alrit blud u wna cum dwn branguns 2nite? respekt'.


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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Archie's penalty » 23 Jan 2008 20:56

phil in cornwall What would he think if anyone told him about HNA and he read this crap?

He's a newbie to Western Europe let alone HNA.

He made a great 10-minute debut.

Encourage and welcome him......


Matejovsky logs back on to HNA and feels encouraged and welcomed by the Matejovsky chronicle thread that seems to be charting his every move...

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Kevin Doyles Right Foot » 23 Jan 2008 21:06

Matejovksy then shags Litas Missus and Leroy knifes him.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by URZ_forever » 23 Jan 2008 21:07

moo Matewotsit is a bit gutted Fez Club is closing, luckily Leroy sends him a text 'u alrit blud u wna cum dwn branguns 2nite? respekt'.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by phil in cornwall » 23 Jan 2008 21:40

Kevin Doyles Right Foot Matejovksy then shags Litas Missus and Leroy knifes him.
Lita's what??

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Son of Len » 23 Jan 2008 21:50

Matejovsky rings police to report stalkers.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by NWL Royal » 23 Jan 2008 22:21

Matejovsky has decided it's bed time and heads off to his 4 poster bed at his rented apartment in Wokingham.

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Re: The Matejovsky Chronicle

by Ark Royal » 23 Jan 2008 22:32

Matejovsky drifts into peaceful slumber alongside Mrs M and dreams of notching hat-trick while imbibing fifteen pints of Staropramen during full debut vs Chelski.

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