Competition: Who can get on TV?

[TBM]

Ok little competition here - lets see who can get themself on TV at the end of the Derby game by crying the most, once we are relegated.

Match of the Day are bound to show us all booing at the full time whistle

[Nick Shorey my Lord!]

YOU'VE LET US DOWN AGAIN!

[readingbedding]

'I love RFC more than you coz I'm crying' flyers will be handed out before the game.

[Wax Jacket]

be loud, be proud and cry for the boys!

[Turns8]

Staying up, we're on the pitch
Going down, we're on the pitch.....

Not only will the poor stewards have to worry about the piles of inflatables, they will panic with the threat of a pitch invasion...oveROFL ROFLeaction...

[Alan Partridge]

Might go dressed as a vicar, give out the last rights.

Either that or just a huge banner 'I'm only here to see the champions'

[Turns8]

Might go dressed as a vicar, give out the last rights.

Either that or just a huge banner 'I'm only here to see the champions'

Should the banner not read 'Officially bored of watching shite football - Hunt, Doyle, Harper, Shorey, Kits, Oster, Sonko etc take note'
In true AP style

[readingbedding]

Premiership RIP.

Don't cry for me Stevie Coppell...

Crrrrrrrryyyyyying over the Hoops
Crrrrrrryyyyyyying over the Hoops...

Saying Hoops, gone down, they're dead
Saying Hoops, gone down, they're dead....

[Row Z Royal]

Might go dressed as a vicar, give out the last rights.

Either that or just a huge banner 'I'm only here to see the champions'

I think you mean as a priest - Last Rights/Rites is a Catholic thing.

You could go one step further a dress like that with a Alan Pardew mask on, for a pun on the famous band.

[Forbury Lion]

Either that or just a huge banner 'I'm only here to see the champions'

There's a whole number of Premiership Reading fans who won't get that.

[Kes]

Derby away when reading got in the Championship was good. Flare on the pitch, spot of bother. Those days are now gone and it's holding aloft cards with keepy uppy written on them.

[Dirk Gently]

Shouldn't this be in competitions?

[Magicman]

Either that or just a huge banner 'I'm only here to see the champions'

There's a whole number of Premiership Reading fans who won't get that.

Oh how things have changed, but a fond memory anyway

[RoyalBlue]

Ok little competition here - lets see who can get themself on TV at the end of the Derby game by crying the most, once we are relegated.

Match of the Day are bound to show us all booing at the full time whistle

An opportunity to star on TV?! - stand back out of JM's way and raise the empty rhetoric shields!

[Huntley & Palmer]

ALOL at RFC fans getting anywhere near the pitch, let alone invade it

[Alan Partridge]

Either that or a banner accompanied with a rendition of

'Reading FC - Money's too tight to mention'

or mabye 'RFC - NO FANKS'

or just 'Cya'

any would be good, is it time again to bring out the Pants with 'Gurney 18' on them? maybe some more up to date ones with 'Hunt 10' on them

[TFF]

Altogether now...

Is this the way to Wolverhampton
Notts Forest, Sheffield Wednesday?
Say hello to Coca-Cola
The Premiership's too good for me

[Schards#2]

I'm taking a big banner saying

WE'LL BE BACK

(at pride park next season)

[RTFC Drummer]

Take you shirt off when the Royals score, that should get you noticed it did when Fulham came to Reading a Fulham fan did it and he appeared on MOTD.

[TBM]

Take you shirt off when the Royals score, that should get you noticed it did when Fulham came to Reading a Fulham fan did it and he appeared on MOTD.

Score?

Does anyone understand what that means?