Who is the weakest link?

[Franchise FC]

Given that the following list of players currently in the squad are clearly (according to some) not fit to lace Ollie Kearns/Jerry Williams/Wayne oxf*rd (delete as applicable) laces, I am dumbfounded that we could aspire to the P(remier)romised L(eague)and.

James Harper - can't tackle or pass
Shane Long - can't control a ball or score
Andre Bikey - can't concentrate for more than 10 minutes at a time
Stephen Hunt - can't (or according to some won't) tackle or cross a ball
Noel Hunt - can't contribute enough to make up for the fact that he's SHunts brother
Marcus Hahnemann - can't distribute properly and reflexes too slow
Jimmy Kebe - can't control his own legs let alone the ball

Do I need to go on ?


Can't we just accept that they all have their role, and just at the moment the whole is greater than the sum of the parts and just might be looking good enough to give us another shot at the big time ?
Maybe

[FiNeRaIn]

Get em all out IMO, all shite.

[Franchise FC]

Get em all out IMO, all shite.

By the way what's so wrong with Wayne W a n k l y n ?

[Jack Celliers]

Wayne oxf*rd?

Get Coppell and Madejski our as well. It is just a sign of their lack of ambition that we haven't got Jaidi, Quashie, Jerome, etc in our team

[yuomi]

while we're at it, i know a bulldozer thats going cheap and tk maxx are looking for a new site for their reading superstore. how about we wind up and let london irish play in a discount superstore?

its all in the spirit of christmas after all...

[S09Royal]

You're all idiots it's unbelievable...

Although,

Given that the following list of players currently in the squad are clearly (according to some) not fit to lace Ollie Kearns/Jerry Williams/Wayne oxf*rd (delete as applicable) laces, I am dumbfounded that we could aspire to the P(remier)romised L(eague)and.

Shane Long - can't control a ball or score

Jimmy Kebe - can't control his own legs let alone the ball

He can score-he proved that against Norwich in winning the penalty and scoring our winner.

I agree with that, although his pace is everything the team needs, as we do play (or try to play..) at high tempo.

We're 2nd at christmas, yet nothing the club do, satisfies any of you. I hate to think what most of you will be like if/when we get promoted

[Franchise FC]

Wayne oxf*rd?

Get Coppell and Madejski our as well. It is just a sign of their lack of ambition that we haven't got Jaidi, Quashie, Jerome, etc in our team

Wayne 'played' during the early 80's. Most common shout was 'Unlucky Wayne'

[floyd__streete]

You're all idiots it's unbelievable...

Although,

Given that the following list of players currently in the squad are clearly (according to some) not fit to lace Ollie Kearns/Jerry Williams/Wayne oxf*rd (delete as applicable) laces, I am dumbfounded that we could aspire to the P(remier)romised L(eague)and.

Shane Long - can't control a ball or score

Jimmy Kebe - can't control his own legs let alone the ball

He can score-he proved that against Norwich in winning the penalty and scoring our winner.

I agree with that, although his pace is everything the team needs, as we do play (or try to play..) at high tempo.

We're 2nd at christmas, yet nothing the club do, satisfies any of you. I hate to think what most of you will be like if/when we get promoted

I believe that is a whoosh and a murking for you there, S09 - I suspect that Mr Franchise is talking with tongue firmly pressed in cheek

[winchester_royal]

You're all idiots it's unbelievable...

Although,

Given that the following list of players currently in the squad are clearly (according to some) not fit to lace Ollie Kearns/Jerry Williams/Wayne oxf*rd (delete as applicable) laces, I am dumbfounded that we could aspire to the P(remier)romised L(eague)and.

Shane Long - can't control a ball or score

Jimmy Kebe - can't control his own legs let alone the ball

He can score-he proved that against Norwich in winning the penalty and scoring our winner.

I agree with that, although his pace is everything the team needs, as we do play (or try to play..) at high tempo.

We're 2nd at christmas, yet nothing the club do, satisfies any of you. I hate to think what most of you will be like if/when we get promoted

Good God get with it woman.

[2.8 lita injection]

My favourite fred on here is the 'Jimmy Kebe is a good player, sign in' , their were so many people on their not giving jimmy a chance after just a few games or not looking at the raw talent on show and then even some claiming he is bambi on ice or a sunday league player.

Go Jimmy go.

[rhroyal]

This is an excellent WUM thread, as even though I know it's firmly tongue in cheek, it manages to seriously incense me anyhow. It's such a load of rubbish.

[southstand67]

I remember ollie Kearns, Mike Kearney, Steve hetzke etc. They were that good that they managed to keep us in Division 3. Hmmmm, I'm cool with our current players.

[SteveRoyal]

He can score-he proved that against Norwich in winning the penalty and scoring our winner.

I agree with that, although his pace is everything the team needs, as we do play (or try to play..) at high tempo.

We're 2nd at christmas, yet nothing the club do, satisfies any of you. I hate to think what most of you will be like if/when we get promoted

I believe that is a whoosh and a murking for you there, S09 - I suspect that Mr Franchise is talking with tongue firmly pressed in cheek

+1
I know where S09 is coming from, though.
It's difficult to sense sarcasm via pixellated letters on a screen.

[southstand67]

Wayne oxf*rd?

Get Coppell and Madejski our as well. It is just a sign of their lack of ambition that we haven't got Jaidi, Quashie, Jerome, etc in our team

Wayne 'played' during the early 80's. Most common shout was 'Unlucky Wayne'

Nah, Wayne played late 70's didn't he? Got transferred to Wokingham Town I believe...

[Wizard]

You're all idiots it's unbelievable...

Although,

Given that the following list of players currently in the squad are clearly (according to some) not fit to lace Ollie Kearns/Jerry Williams/Wayne oxf*rd (delete as applicable) laces, I am dumbfounded that we could aspire to the P(remier)romised L(eague)and.

Shane Long - can't control a ball or score

Jimmy Kebe - can't control his own legs let alone the ball

He can score-he proved that against Norwich in winning the penalty and scoring our winner.

I agree with that, although his pace is everything the team needs, as we do play (or try to play..) at high tempo.

We're 2nd at christmas, yet nothing the club do, satisfies any of you. I hate to think what most of you will be like if/when we get promoted

To be honest, I don't think the post was entirely serious. It was a bit of a joke. God! Some people!

[Cripple Creek]

I thought Wayne oxf*rd went to play for Wycombe Wanderers - this in the days before they joined the league and played on the famous sloped pitch which meant the ball kept on running downhill sideways.

[Franchise FC]

This is an excellent WUM thread, as even though I know it's firmly tongue in cheek, it manages to seriously incense me anyhow. It's such a load of rubbish.

My tongue is so firmly in my cheeck that my jaw's aching.

Why so incensed ? This is aimed at the doom and gloom merchants who are trying to stop the rest of us simply enjoying what we've got.

[Terminal Boardom]

You're all idiots it's unbelievable...

Although,

Given that the following list of players currently in the squad are clearly (according to some) not fit to lace Ollie Kearns/Jerry Williams/Wayne oxf*rd (delete as applicable) laces, I am dumbfounded that we could aspire to the P(remier)romised L(eague)and.

Shane Long - can't control a ball or score

Jimmy Kebe - can't control his own legs let alone the ball

He can score-he proved that against Norwich in winning the penalty and scoring our winner.

I agree with that, although his pace is everything the team needs, as we do play (or try to play..) at high tempo.

We're 2nd at christmas, yet nothing the club do, satisfies any of you. I hate to think what most of you will be like if/when we get promoted

I believe that is a whoosh and a murking for you there, S09 - I suspect that Mr Franchise is talking with tongue firmly pressed in cheek

I would say more tongue than a deli counter!

While we are at it, why not scrap the reserve team and Academy. A side show designed to ruin the ambitions of many an 8 year old - and many an 8 year old's parents. Then, to reduce the carbon footprint, close the A33 Relief Road.

[rhroyal]

This is an excellent WUM thread, as even though I know it's firmly tongue in cheek, it manages to seriously incense me anyhow. It's such a load of rubbish.

My tongue is so firmly in my cheeck that my jaw's aching.

Why so incensed ? This is aimed at the doom and gloom merchants who are trying to stop the rest of us simply enjoying what we've got.

I know. I think it's the knowledge that some people on here could write something close to this in complete seriousness that annoys me.

[Captain Lager]

I prefer cricket anyway.. Coppel out.