Caption Competition

[Doyler]

'Alan Irvine is not the slightest bit impressed by Steve Coppell's Tommy Cooper impersonation.'

[Snowball]

We are going to lose 2-5 v Bristol?

[Row Z Royal]

"Calm down, calm down"



Scousers.

[cmonurz]

"5-3....what's next? F*ck it. 4-4-2."

[tee peg]

"Just like that"

[No Hoops]

Well it looked like a bunny rabbit shadow at home.

[Zammo]

"Follow the Bear"

[boy1985]

'

Bbbruttttt Bbbbrutttttttt Bbbbruttttt!
How ya like me now!

[Focher]

'look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes into the eyes you're under'

[SteveRoyal]

Steve Coppell went to an R&B gig the night before the game.
Here, he tries to impersonate the artist.

[westongeezer]

'Alan Irvine is not the slightest bit impressed by Steve Coppell's Tommy Cooper impersonation.'

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]

[Sir Rodney Effing]

'Alan Irvine is not the slightest bit impressed by Steve Coppell's Tommy Cooper impersonation.'

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

[Chorus]

I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]

LOL - quality mate - can you imagine Coppels dulcit tone's doing that? I can't see him getting that excited. (That was not my caption competition entry, incidentally )

[Matt de K]

'Alan Irvine is not the slightest bit impressed by Steve Coppell's Tommy Cooper impersonation.'

Either;
a)Hip hop hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaay-hoooooooooooooooo-haaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-hooooooooooooooo

or

b)Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-gaaaaaaaaaaaaa-do-do-do push pineapple shake da tree

[Geekins]

I'm a playa, playa playa - wannabee!!

[Row Z Royal]

Why are you lot still posting when I've already won?

[ellpryjon]

'Bitches aint sh*t!'

[Compo's Hat]

Steve Coppell plays the part of Danny Divito as the Penguin in Batman Returns

[Barry the bird boggler]

Kevin Dillon is momentarily stunned when Steve Coppell's head lands on top of him

[rg6royal]

" cause this is thriller, thriller night "

[Compo's Hat]

Get your f**king arms down Harper!