Sky commentary on Sunday - let's play cliche bingo

[Jerry St Clair]

"£40m match"

"The tension is proving too much for some" (cue close up of crying child)

[Top Flight]

"They're playing for the richest prize in football"

[Top Flight]

"Which one of these two teams will bounce back at the first attempt?"

[RFCUK]

i'm sure they'll mention something to do with leapfrogging

[susieroyal]

Pip them at the post.

[who are ya?]

Against all the odds

[NR_Royal]

It's in their hands.

[SWLR]

Now over to Selhurst Park where there has been a dramatic last minute development

[Only one Trevor Morley]

'Lets look at how the league table currently stands'.

'Birmingham will feel that they had promotion in the palm of their hands'.

'And there is news from Selhust Park'.

'is there time for one last twist'.

'how costly will that miss prove to be after 90 minutes'

[Handsome Man]

If we don't go up I really want to be the Reading fan they show crying and still in his seat with his head in his hands long after everybody else has gone.

[who are ya?]

Will the state of the pitch play a part

[who are ya?]

If we don't go up I really want to be the Reading fan they show crying and still in his seat with his head in his hands long after everybody else has gone.

Long after everybody mans up and fvcks off the pubs?

[Maguire]

"Reading fans are streaming for the exits"

[who are ya?]

'it's on like Donkey Kong'

well, maybe not but it would be good.

[Mr Optimist]

If Alan PC Pardew is on the commentary team - "and Kebe practically r@ped the Birmingham full back for the fourth goal..."

If Shane/Doyler/SHunt scores "Irish eyes, and Reading eyes are smiling around the Madejski"

Seriously though, is it ok to tumble dry jester hats or will the bells f@*k up the machine? Still got a bit of sick on it from Pride Park 2006.

[exileinleeds]

Come 3pm a loud an drunken (?) TROLI...."Give us the Fukkin scores you oxf*rd"

[Gordons Cumming]

If that "goal" at Watford had been disallowed...........................

[Man Friday]

If Alan PC Pardew is on the commentary team - "and Kebe practically r@ped the Birmingham full back for the fourth goal..."

If Shane/Doyler/SHunt scores "Irish eyes, and Reading eyes are smiling around the Madejski"

Seriously though, is it ok to tumble dry jester hats or will the bells f@*k up the machine? Still got a bit of sick on it from Pride Park 2006.

2006? What happened there/then?

[RobRoyale]

If that "goal" at Watford had been disallowed...........................

I'd completely forgotten about that!.. thank god for that point!

[Royal Lady]

Come 3pm a loud an drunken (?) TROLI...."Give us the Fukkin scores you oxf*rd"

That was Huntley actually! But 'greed.