If I was appointed as the new manager of Reading FC.....

[SLAMMED]

If I was appointed as the new manager of HNA?.....

I would














-Get rid of The MVP








That is all.

[Elliott]

I would:

-Get rid of sHunt
-Get rid of Kebe
-Make sure the club employ 'crowd chanters' who dictate chants
-Buy Surman
-Buy Lallana
-Buy another winger who is proven in England
-Tell Rosenior to stop hoofing it down the line
-Tell Marek to always go and get the ball of our defenders
-Tell the team to 'play through' Marek
-Make Pearce captain
-Give Henry a good run in the first team
-Make Fed first choice keeper

That is just for starters.

+1

But on the other hand...

If I was appointed as the new manager of HNA?.....

I would














-Get rid of The MVP








That is all.

+2

[Drew_3]

is this your first ever reasonably intelligent post?!

[SteveRoyal]

is this your first ever reasonably intelligent post?!

+1

[AthleticoSpizz]

I would:

-Get rid of sHunt
-Get rid of Kebe
-Make sure the club employ 'crowd chanters' who dictate chants
-Buy Surman
-Buy Lallana
-Buy another winger who is proven in England
-Tell Rosenior to stop hoofing it down the line
-Tell Marek to always go and get the ball of our defenders
-Tell the team to 'play through' Marek
-Make Pearce captain
-Give Henry a good run in the first team
-Make Fed first choice keeper

That is just for starters.

whew hoo..... go mental


Tell us the main course MVP

[Mike Hunt]

What a surprise!

I agree 100% MVP!

[Barry the bird boggler]

If I was appointed manager of Reading everyday would be the first day of spring

[Rex]

There is sometimes a glint of intelligence in the posts MVP makes.

[boy1985]

I would tell sHunt to stop working so hard and just rely on his amazing composure and skill.
tell Harper to point a bit more.
ask Rosenoir to keep knocking the ball 100 metres in front of him because he will defos get it.
ask Bikey to wear velcro shirts for easier removal.
ensure nHunt gets injured even earlier than 45 mins to save his fitness.
play the skill skoolz music over the speakers every time Kebe gets the ball to help his sick skillz.
ask Shane Long to wear American football body armour to help his shoulder charges on centre backs.
ensure clappers are strapped to the bottom of every seat for home games.
pay the scorpions keep terrorising the opposition fans.

[ellpryjon]

I would buy a yacht and get Adam Federici to re-enact the Duran Duran video, Rio, all by himself.

[reading fc rock leroylero]

Don't know if they would let a twelve year old manage really....

[Rex]

Make sure the hairdryer has a fuse in the plug.
Fine players for hoofball.
Get the team playing short sharp passing football
Build a hungry team
Limit the team to 2 litre cars
Show them where the opposition goal is.
Have a 3 year master plan
Get SJM to sell the club

[Millsy]

I would:

-Get rid of sHunt
-Get rid of Kebe
-Make sure the club employ 'crowd chanters' who dictate chants
-Buy Surman
-Buy Lallana
-Buy another winger who is proven in England
-Tell Rosenior to stop hoofing it down the line
-Tell Marek to always go and get the ball of our defenders
-Tell the team to 'play through' Marek
-Make Pearce captain
-Give Henry a good run in the first team
-Make Fed first choice keeper

That is just for starters.

Please apply.

[robb the royal]

Can't we just call up hob nob and get MVP sacked?

[davis69]

i would:
Get rid of shunt
buy beckford
buy surman
buy a big strong attacker
buy a tough tacking midfielder
Sack the stewards and replace them with page 3 models
public humilate all ex tango stewarts
Play short passing attacking football

[Royal Lady]

I'd be praying the phone rings and someone is desperate to buy SHunt.

SHunt must be gutted that even though the transfer window is already open, no massive clubs have been offering in excess of £5 million for him.

[SLAMMED]

If I was appointed as the new manager of HNA?.....

I would

-Get rid of The MVP

That is all.

[boy1985]

If I was appointed as the new manager of HNA?.....

I would

-Get rid of The MVP

That is all.

snitch