DJ (making conversation to 9 year old kid) : And have you got a father's day card for tomorrow?
9 year old kid: No
DJ : Are you going to buy one later?
9 year old kid : No.
DJ : Are you going to make one?
9 year old kid : No.
DJ : That's terrible. You really ought to sit down later and make something.
Kid's mother (interrupting) : I'm a single mum!

