1. If you had to choose one current or former Reading player to have a fight with who would it be and what weapon would you choose?
2. You have been kidnapped by a maniac, your house has been burned down and your family brutally murdered. While being kept in the basement of said maniac's house you notice a small window that you may be able to escape through, you can see a public phone box outside and you have 10p in your pocket. During the initial struggle when you were taken hostage you bumped your head and can now only remember the phone numbers of the 1993/94 title winning team, which of them would you call for help?