Super Jonny Fern confirmed for Footy Phone In Fri 9 Feb

[BBC Radio Berkshire]

Call or text on the normal numbers with your comments and questions re bum bags etc

Joel

[Royal Lady]

So, we can't put the questions on here this week?

[M4 Junction 11]

So, we can't put the questions on here this week?

They refer to our questions on here as Texts. Do you think we can get away with asking the same questions from before? Anyone remember which ones were asked?



Mr Fearn, What advice did you give Becky Brown when she replaced you for the Old Trafford game?

[Royal Lady]

Mr Fearn - does it annoy you that Joel can't even spell your name correctly?

[TFF]

I didn't get an answer to this one last time:

Fearny,

Writing about his days at Fulham Stan Collymore said "There were two female physios at the club. I was like a dog with two dicks. I spent a lot of time on the treatment table"

Who spends the most time on your treatment table?

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Today's questions:

Mr Fearn,

How was Superman able to carry on with a dodgy cruciate?

Did he make things worse by continuing to play? I appreciate you have to be guided by the wishes of the player but, in retrospect, do you think he shouild have been made to come off the pitch?

Do you think Sonks will be back in time for pre-season?

Do you subscribe to the theory that bladed boots contribute to the rise in these kinds of injuries? If so, do you encourage players not to wear them? What kind of boots was Sonko wearing?

Much has been made of the 'state of the pitch' this season. Does the playing surface have any bearing on your role?

[cheeryoleary]

John,

Fern Cotton



or Fern Britton?



or Becky Brown

[cheeryoleary]

Jon, you paid 233K for your semi. That's a bit cheap isn't it?

Yours,

A. Stalker

[M4 Junction 11]

I'm sure these were not asked from before either.

Mr Fearn MSc MMACP MCSP,

- What do all those letters after your name mean?

- Which is the most important to you (i) being the Reading FC team physio or (ii) your business interests in one physiotherapy?

[Forbury Lion]

Most physios carry a large handbag, you have a bumbag which reminds me of Batman's utility belt. Why is this?


Have you ever known a quiet time where all players were fit and injury free?


Does the club have plans in place to cope with an injury crisis similar to Newcastles?


Has a player ever exagerated an injury to avoid a game or underplayed an injury to play?


How are the medical facilities at other clubs (Chelsea for example), compared with those at the Mad Stad?

[Forbury Lion]

Favourite Brown - James Brown, Charlie Brown, Gordon Brown or Becky Brown?

[weybridgewanderer]

What are the clubs plans if the players affected by a bird flu pandemic?

[cheeryoleary]

Jon,

What's your favorite buscuit?

McVitie's Cheddar, Ginger Nut, or Hobnob?

[Memories Of India]

Jon, you paid 233K for your semi. That's a bit cheap isn't it?

Yours,

A. Stalker

That seems a bit steep.

My inbox is, quite literally, bombarded every day with emails detailing opportunities to achieve at least a semi and none of them seem to cost £233k

[Forbury Lion]

If a player gets hit in the unmentionables, what treatment do you give and is this the reason you wear rubber gloves?


Is it true Dave Kitson loves you so much he keeps injuring himself just to be with you?


Are there any players you've not so much as as to lay a finger on since they joined?


During the battle of Brammell Lane, Sheffield United feigned injuries in order to get the game abandoned. Would you ever allow yourself to take part in such a practice?

[Forbury Lion]

Jon, you paid 233K for your semi. That's a bit cheap isn't it?

Yours,

A. Stalker

That seems a bit steep.

My inbox is, quite literally, bombarded every day with emails detailing opportunities to achieve at least a semi and none of them seem to cost £233k

Maybe it's a semi-detached

[Turns8]

Harps has said that after his foot injury at Citeh, he has spent the week with you...will you be relieved when he's fit and you won't have to put up with his constant banter?

Also is it wise to give a guy who always seems so hyperactive, some kind of roller-skate boot thing to help him walk!

[Barry the bird boggler]

Jon, why didn't you say, "no Mr Sonko, you're finished for the day" at the first opportunity?

[Barry the bird boggler]

Joel

Is it true the only reason you've invited Jon into the studio is to see what cheeryoleary makes of the anagram question this time round?

[Barry the bird boggler]

For the Fearnmeister

Speking of bumbags or handbags, why don't you have a little black bag when you run onto the pitch like most of your peers?

Blue or red bounties?

You are at the clubs xmas disco when all the entertainment artistes go down with a bout of Kitson's knee, Kitson's thigh and Kitson's appendix. In the back room you find an old karaoke machine and decide to provide the entertainment yourself by smashing the machine to pieces and giving everyone instruction in first aid with a game of twister - why?

If a member of the playing or management staff annoys you do you make out they're very ill and send them home?

What got you interested in medical matters and how did you get involved in the game?

Do you get to treat the women's football team, if so, to what do you treat them?

What happens if you pull a muscle, do you rub yourself or do you get Becky to do it, if the latter have you ever been tempted to rupture your groin?

[Barry the bird boggler]

Almost forgot, who is the biggest hypocondriac and what's the funniest injury you have had to deal with.

Also whats the most scary injury you've seen?