Taken from today's Mirror
DUE in equal measure to the death threats, the abuse and the snivelling of a cheerleader masquerading as a journalist from BBC Radio Berkshire, I've seen the error of my ways about Reading.
I'm considering a radical U-turn and 10 years of penitence at the feet of that gentle angel Stephen Hunt and the great intellectual Steve Coppell, who illustrated his capacity for articulate debate last week by saying he would wipe his a**e on this column.
I've had a rethink about the legacy of chairman John Madejski, too. Why stop at naming the stadium after the guy? I think we should go further: Reading itself should be renamed Madejskiville. As for Berkshire, that's a bit old-fashioned for me. From now on, let it be known as Madejskia. I'm sure the great man wouldn't object.