Sheep Sacrificing at Madejski

[Stuka]

Dear Reading FC,

As a match going fan of Kazakh heritage, I read with interest about Shakhter Karagandy's tradition of sacrificing a sheep on their football pitch prior to important games.

I wonder therefore, if my own Club Reading might consider such a move? I would be willing to carry out the sacrifice and will of course exercise the utmost respect and decorum when slaughtering the sheep, which I would also be willing to supply.

Thank you for considering this request and Мен түсінбеймін!

Kind regards,
Stuka


Reply:

Thank you for contacting Reading Football Club.



Unfortunately on this occasion we will not be in a position to consider your suggestion.



Thank you again for taking the time to write to us and please note that all feedback received is duly recorded and regularly reviewed by our senior management team,



Kind Regards


Rob Coleman
Stadium & Customer Service Supervisor

[Green]

You don't ask you don't get, it was worth a shot.

[St. Brynjar]

IN b4 'Sacrifice Pog hurr durr'

[St Pauli]

We should sacrifice Pog instead LOL!

[Stuka]

The irony is hundreds of animals are ritually sacrificed in the preparations of many football matches in the UK to provide Halal meat at the concession stands.

[Green]

Is the matter now closed as far as you're concerned Stuka?

Have you any legitimate avenues of appeal? Or perhaps other clubs you can ask?

[weybridgewanderer]

Maybe you could ask them if Sheep are not considered suitable, what would be. maybe a chicken or a Goat?

maybe each week we could sacrifice a new kingsley?

[Pepe the Horseman]

In for a pre-match gladiator style sacrificing of lions.

[sandman]

Thought we were going to sacrifice the owner.

[peterroyal76]

Thought we were going to sacrifice the owner.

Next week, it's Blackman this week.

[Upper West Ginger]

What about all the animals that are sacrificed without any ritual simply to provide the half-time burgers?

[Stuka]

Well as a strict vegetarian I would rather you all ate veggie burgers and tofu hotdogs at half-time.

I'd still be up for a sacrifice though. Perhaps we could burn the latest scapegoat in a wickerman setup

[AthleticoSpizz]

as they say on here.....

.........ahem..........


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