by Nameless »
23 May 2019 09:10
Green Nameless muirinho
Things I have learnt from the software development trenches
(1) Clients are idiots
(2) Project managers are idiots
(3) Migration is always shit,
(4) It's never obvious how badly shit the migration is until it's too late
(5) Clients and project managers think migration should be straightforward. See points (1) and (2)
(6) Moving away from migration, and away from meeting clients = best career moves ever. Sadly haven't worked out how to ditch the PMs yet.
As a former IT pm I learned all techies lie about how quickly a job can be done and how close they are to completion. They also tend to build things how they think they should be built rather than how the spec says or what the business wants. They also completely ignore the fact that their fat salary is being paid for by the client, so a little respect would not go amiss.
Managed to deliver a few projects despite the best efforts of rogue developers.
Getting out of IT completely was best career move ever. Despite earning about 90% less I now deal with inanimate objects and real people in a stress free, go home and forget it environment. Bliss !
As a PM wasn’t it your job to manage that kind of thing? Blaming everyone around you while taking credit for delivery isn’t a great look. Where was your respect?
But best wishes with the basket weaving. TBF it sounds like a great gig as long as you can live on it.
Oddly the fact that projects got delivered suggests that management of the stroppy developers did take place !
Good developers get respect, even the stroppy ones usually end up producing some fine software but they need plenty of hand holding.
You seem to be very bitter about something, presumably some PM has clipped your wings and told you to stop playing with technology and just get on and do what you have been asked to do by the time you said you would. It’s tough coming into the real world sometimes.....
Basket weaving ? Not my sort of thing. Fortunate to be doing something a little more cultural these days but the days of stupid money doing City based IT work are long gone, but little missed. More to life than cash !