Bill Oddie According to official statistics the missing 1500 are as follows :
534 ......... bought a plaque, a brick, new home/away kit, another brick etc
303 ......... refused to fund the devil that is the Premiership
230 ......... decided they would never ever witness a better season
185 ......... blamed new labour for taxing them too much
82 .......... decided swindon was better value
69 ........... lost all their money in a Basingstoke betting scam
41 ........... were found to be illegal immigrants
28 .......... were sent to Iraq
11 .......... were sent to jail
7 ............. were sent to bed (with no tea)
5 ............ parkinsons
3 ............. now work in Bangkok massage palours
2 ............. became Cruise ship entertainers
Damn, outed.