Schards#2andypandy oh dear royal lady we are confused know aren't we................trust me if as much as f--t this afternoon, if i don't smell it i will definately hear it. you don't realise how close you are to me!!!!!!!
Well if she isn't confused then I certainly am. I don't understand a word of that illiterate garbage.
I would assume that it means that he sits very close to you, look out for oddly dressed fan nearby.