Dirk Gently Yep.
Except I think that the hype and expectation about this place means that four or five of carriages worth of people will turn up expecting to have all their transport problems solved and then some will end up on the frontpage of GetReading looking angry and pointing at the station sign when they realise the station isn't designed to cater for football traffic.
Yes I wonder if they may even restrict services on matchdays to stop this happening. Otherwise they may have to marshall the station to avoid overcrowding.