Pre-match entertainment for 1st Prem Game

[SeniorStrikes]

Anyone know of any pre-match entertainment for our first Prem game? I've got visions of skydivers, ball-juggling dogs and Stuart Hall.....

[papereyes]

24,000 bits of blue card

[SeniorStrikes]

And some white, surely?

[Royal Lady]

I'm hoping the PA man will stand in the centre circle for half an hour before the game and teach us to chant Bring It On.

[Reading Abbey]

John Madejski will jump from a B52 bomber and paracute solo, into the stadium and return the other half of our hoops.

[Maguire]

I've heard from a contact in the club that an F35 is going to come down vertically into the stadium and hover over the pitch, kind of like a Harrier.

The F35 is a revolutionary new fighter and a major acquisition for the MoD, moving forward.

[working class hero]

I've heard from a contact in the club that an F35 is going to come down vertically into the stadium and hover over the pitch, kind of like a Harrier.

The F35 is a revolutionary new fighter and a major acquisition for the MoD, moving forward.

As it moves forward I hope it is not pointing at the North Stand...... I am more concerned about during match entertainment anyway.

[Reading Abbey]

I've heard from a contact in the club that an F35 is going to come down vertically into the stadium and hover over the pitch, kind of like a Harrier.

The F35 is a revolutionary new fighter and a major acquisition for the MoD, moving forward.

Crashed and burned eh, Mav?

[Maguire]

I've heard from a contact in the club that an F35 is going to come down vertically into the stadium and hover over the pitch, kind of like a Harrier.

The F35 is a revolutionary new fighter and a major acquisition for the MoD, moving forward.

Crashed and burned eh, Mav?

Jay, you stink.

[Reading Abbey]

Maggot