England v Slovenia

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Snowflake Royal » 25 Jun 2024 20:54

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Ascotexgunner That looked like handball by the England defender.

Where is his arm supposed to be if that's handball? It's literally tucked tight into his body and not changing his profile at all. We've already seen you can't hold your arms out making yourself bigger. If you can't keep them tucked in what are you supposed to do? Amputate?


His arm and body move towards the ball.
Had there been any appeals VAR would have had a long look at that. Probably wouldn't have been given but we have no idea how UEFA interpret that.

Of course they move towards the ball, he's moving towards goal and trying to get there before the attacker.

VAR don't base their reviews off of appeals.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Sutekh » 25 Jun 2024 20:55

Denmark v Serbia looks a bit spicy!

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Snowflake Royal » 25 Jun 2024 20:55

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Ascotexgunner That looked like handball by the England defender.

Where is his arm supposed to be if that's handball? It's literally tucked tight into his body and not changing his profile at all. We've already seen you can't hold your arms out making yourself bigger. If you can't keep them tucked in what are you supposed to do? Amputate?


The only thing that needs amputating is IFAB for p*****g about with the handball law in the first place.

Working fine at the moment. Niche moments come across a bit unfair, but at least it's being applied consistently this tournie.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by genome » 25 Jun 2024 21:00

Why is that England anti-hate advert set to "Love will tear us apart"?

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Snowflake Royal » 25 Jun 2024 21:03

genome Why is that England anti-hate advert set to "Love will tear us apart"?

Marketing folk put oxf*rd all effort in?


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Re: England v Slovenia

by Ascotexgunner » 25 Jun 2024 21:11

What is wrong with Kyle Walker?

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Sutekh » 25 Jun 2024 21:11

What time does the England game start?

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Loafer » 25 Jun 2024 21:14

I hope we play Germany next round so they can destroy us

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Sutekh » 25 Jun 2024 21:17

Loafer I hope we play Germany next round so they can destroy us


Even the Nederlands would beat England if it comes to it.


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Re: England v Slovenia

by Snowflake Royal » 25 Jun 2024 21:20

Just shoot for oxf*rd sake. You can't score by passing around the 18 yard box with nothing ambitious.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by NathStPaul » 25 Jun 2024 21:23

MAKE SOME SUBS

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Sutekh » 25 Jun 2024 21:25

My! How England have progressed, from a wally with a brolly to a wally in a waistcoat in just 18 years.
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Re: England v Slovenia

by genome » 25 Jun 2024 21:25

I'm really bored.


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Re: England v Slovenia

by Sutekh » 25 Jun 2024 21:27

NathStPaul MAKE SOME SUBS


I take it Gordon has been sent home with Watkins for some reason?

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Re: England v Slovenia

by NathStPaul » 25 Jun 2024 21:27

This is pre season Manchester United tour of Australia pace of build up. Depressingly slow.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Snowflake Royal » 25 Jun 2024 21:28

Every time we create some space, we then miss the quick ball and run instead we delay, giving Slovenia time to reset.

This is utterly dreadful. And for one of the best players in the world, Jude Bellingham has been oxf*rd awful

Utterly insipid.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by NathStPaul » 25 Jun 2024 21:29

Snowflake Royal Every time we create some space, we then miss the quick ball and run instead we delay, giving Slovenia time to reset.

This is utterly dreadful. And for one of the best players in the world, Jude Bellingham has been oxf*rd awful

Utterly insipid.

You're correct about Bellingham but he doesn't play like this anywhere else. It has to be an instruction from the manager to sit deeper and keep possession rather than be dynamic and direct.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Snowflake Royal » 25 Jun 2024 21:34

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Snowflake Royal Every time we create some space, we then miss the quick ball and run instead we delay, giving Slovenia time to reset.

This is utterly dreadful. And for one of the best players in the world, Jude Bellingham has been oxf*rd awful

Utterly insipid.

You're correct about Bellingham but he doesn't play like this anywhere else. It has to be an instruction from the manager to sit deeper and keep possession rather than be dynamic and direct.

He's not sitting deeper and keeping possession. He's playing all over behind Kane at complete walking pace, making no movement.


See that Belligham just stood and watched from the edge of the box. Only Kane in thereand ball behind him,direct to where Bellingham should have been.

Lazy pcunt.
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Re: England v Slovenia

by Sutekh » 25 Jun 2024 21:34

Southgate is taking England backwards, even set pieces are **** now.

Starting to now get hacked off with Slovenia's unsportsmanlike behaviour in various methods of time wasting.

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Re: England v Slovenia

by Winston Biscuit » 25 Jun 2024 21:40

Bellinghams first touch has gone more missing than that lad in Tenerife

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