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Re: Calum Davenport

by Stooper » 24 Aug 2009 01:35

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What transfer? Blades...knifes. Blunt enough for ya? To the point? :roll: Anyway, he isn't fighting for his life. He may never play football again though, which is a shame.


Punning then. Still inappropriate. He was at first, he's now serious and in danger of losing a leg.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Big Foot » 24 Aug 2009 08:32

Hilarious though aint it Jay :roll:

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Huntley & Palmer » 24 Aug 2009 10:01

Ideal and Jay in utter oxf*rd shocker

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 24 Aug 2009 10:48

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What transfer? Blades...knifes. Blunt enough for ya? To the point? :roll: Anyway, he isn't fighting for his life. He may never play football again though, which is a shame.


Punning then. Still inappropriate. He was at first, he's now serious and in danger of losing a leg.


irrespective of bad taste, as jokes go, it managed to make even frimley's weakest efforts look like masterpieces Eddie Izzard would be in awe of.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by (.)Boobies(.) » 24 Aug 2009 11:40

In poor taste, but had this been any old Joe, who'd have fussed? Some bloke gets stabbed in the leg; not nice, feel for him, but oh well. Life's shit, you're a footballer and not immune to life’s tragedy’s.


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Re: Calum Davenport

by FiNeRaIn » 24 Aug 2009 13:45

Ok, can we stop going on about morale high grounds, I really don't give a s**t.

Any update on his condition or what actually happened?

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Re: Calum Davenport

by soggy biscuit » 24 Aug 2009 16:05

Bloke who stabbed him and was arrested on suspicion of murder was his sisters boyfriend

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Re: Calum Davenport

by TheMaraudingDog » 24 Aug 2009 16:46

soggy biscuit Bloke who stabbed him and was arrested on suspicion of murder was his sisters boyfriend


Well he was right then about the company she's keeping. She deserves a good kickin to be fair.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Super_horns » 24 Aug 2009 17:19

FiNeRaIn Ok, can we stop going on about morale high grounds, I really don't give a s**t.

Any update on his condition or what actually happened?


Stable but still a danger he might lose a leg.


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Re: Calum Davenport

by FiNeRaIn » 24 Aug 2009 19:21

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soggy biscuit Bloke who stabbed him and was arrested on suspicion of murder was his sisters boyfriend


Well he was right then about the company she's keeping. She deserves a good kickin to be fair.


Guys called Worrell Whitehurst, still trying to work out whether its a black dude or just some white chav from derby, all will be revealed.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by cmonurz » 24 Aug 2009 21:08

Yes, that really is the pertinent question isn't it, was the assailant black or white? :roll:

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Re: Calum Davenport

by FiNeRaIn » 24 Aug 2009 22:39

cmonurz Yes, that really is the pertinent question isn't it, was the assailant black or white? :roll:


What else left is there to ask? Family feud, davenport and mum don't want chav seeing daughter. Davenport and chav argue in which chav carves them both up. Chav is arrested and awaiting sentence.. chav gets a deserved lengthy jail term.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by frimmers » 24 Aug 2009 22:41

cmonurz Yes, that really is the pertinent question isn't it, was the assailant black or white? :roll:

did anyone else notice that the footballer in question was released by 'spurs,who now rule the roost with regard to the current domestic league structure?


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Re: Calum Davenport

by Super Kevin Bremner! » 25 Aug 2009 08:35

FiNeRaIn Ok, can we stop going on about morale high grounds, I really don't give a s**t.

Any update on his condition or what actually happened?


I think morale on here is fine actually. It's the dickhead comments that seem to be the problem.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Toon Toon Blue army » 25 Aug 2009 09:24

His sister must be feeling pretty guilty at this point.

This whole thing is pretty sick tbh.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by (.)Boobies(.) » 25 Aug 2009 09:33

FiNeRaIn
cmonurz Yes, that really is the pertinent question isn't it, was the assailant black or white? :roll:


What else left is there to ask? Family feud, davenport and mum don't want chav seeing daughter. Davenport and chav argue in which chav carves them both up. Chav is arrested and awaiting sentence.. chav gets a deserved lengthy jail term.


GBH. Is that lengthy, or a let off?

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Re: Calum Davenport

by AF1 » 25 Aug 2009 10:06

Super Kevin Bremner! What I find incredibly insensitive is the thick twat about two or three posts in speculating that as he seems to have been targeted it must be because he owes gangland some money .



'greed


and


THE pregnant sister of stabbed soccer ace Calum Davenport mouthed "I love you" in court yesterday to the man accused of the attack.

Cara Davenport, 28, sported a black eye as she sat in the public gallery to show her support for Worrell Whitehurst, the father of her unborn child.




christ

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Re: Calum Davenport

by YateleyRoyal » 25 Aug 2009 10:40

Super Kevin Bremner! Yateley Royal AND Ideal are the twats in question for the record.


First off, go ox*ford yourself you complete tool. Just because I speculate on the cause of it, how does that make me an idiot? Does that mean that the police are insensitive as they have to find out why it happened? Or is it alright for them to do it? I feel awful for the bloke, I really do, but I'm not gonna keep my opinion in check just because of a complete cnut like you.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by readingbedding » 25 Aug 2009 10:49

Get a room will ya.

Bad Moon rising for this scenario.

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