The footballer gets arrested thread

[Pepe the Horseman]

The biggest crime here is obviously the shockingly low wages Leyton Orient are paying him

[Anfield Kopite]

The biggest crime here is obviously the shockingly low wages Leyton Orient are paying him

Heart bleeds for 'im.

[GreaterTorontoRoyal]

Francis Jeffers was found by police wielding a broom stick during a row with his father-in-law

He was then charged with a section 4 public order offence of threatening behaviour.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/francis-jeffers-found-police-wielding-1742244
Good old EngLOLand InteROFLnationaLOL Jeffers

[Rex]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2286994/Promising-young-professional-footballer-19-used-OWN-Smart-Car-armed-robbery-getaway-vehicle.html

Leyton Orient striker Billy Lobjoit incredibly avoids jail despite being found guilty of being the getaway driver in two armed robberies.

Im serious when i say what is fcuking happening in this country. If you are caught twice how many times have you got away with crimes ? To not be sent down for being involved in 2 armed robberies is a fuking joke.

It was a SMART car though. At least someone was economical with the truth.

[soggy biscuit]

Nicklas Bendtner arrested for drink driving while driving the wrong way down a 1 way street.

Danish FA ban him from selection for 6 months

"The DBU have demanded that Nicklas Bendtner take six months off to think over his international future," read a statement from Denmark's Football Federation.

"The DBU respect the rights of all players to have a private life, but we also have certain rules that need to be met by international players in their public behaviour."

fair play to 'em. If only we had the balls etc etc

[soggy biscuit]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21691140

Darius Henderson in court over allegedly punching a stranger in a restaurant

[barelylubedcock]

Nicklas Bendtner arrested for drink driving while driving the wrong way down a 1 way street.

Danish FA ban him from selection for 6 months

"The DBU have demanded that Nicklas Bendtner take six months off to think over his international future," read a statement from Denmark's Football Federation.

"The DBU respect the rights of all players to have a private life, but we also have certain rules that need to be met by international players in their public behaviour."

fair play to 'em. If only we had the balls etc etc

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/ud ... 931868.ece

in which a Danish newspaper give a papereyes look-a-like the same amount of alcohol and put him in a car to show how dangerous Bendtner's behavior was

[John Madejski's Wallet]

[DandyRoyal]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21704142

A jury at the trial of a footballer accused of punching a "Good Samaritan" has been discharged because a witness cannot leave a sheep farm in Australia

Weird.

I do like how as soon as Henderson played for Millwall for a little bit he gets charged with GBH.

[Whore Jackie]

Carlos Tevez has been arrested for allegedly driving while disqualified, after being banned in January. Could face a possible prison sentence of up to six months. Or half-a-day community service.

[Super_horns]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -post.html

What sort of excuse is that?

[Vision]

Wondering if Nile Ranger shouldn't get a thread of his own. Arrested again last night on suspicion of assault.

[barelylubedcock]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2293225/Everton-keeper-Jan-Mucha-ordered-250-hours-unpaid-work-driving-banned-didnt-know-doesnt-read-post.html

What sort of excuse is that?

My guess is that he speaks such rubbish English that he set it up to avoid things like this happening.

[Cureton's Volley]

Goon for Hire:



Wotch awwt, ees nawtyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

[GreaterTorontoRoyal]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21691140

Darius Henderson in court over allegedly punching a stranger in a restaurant

So some slag comes up to him and causes a fuss with his girlfriend, shouting that she's shagged him and knows what underpants he wears, then some moron comes up and gets in the middle of it and gets punched twice, all while he is quietly just out trying to get a bite to eat?
Doesn't really sound like a matter for the courts, sounds like two idiots who should have left him alone.

Yeah, but you can't punch someone because they are annoying you. It may be difficult, but you must refrain. Welcome to society.

[Who Moved The Goalposts?]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21691140

Darius Henderson in court over allegedly punching a stranger in a restaurant

So some slag comes up to him and causes a fuss with his girlfriend, shouting that she's shagged him and knows what underpants he wears, then some moron comes up and gets in the middle of it and gets punched twice, all while he is quietly just out trying to get a bite to eat?
Doesn't really sound like a matter for the courts, sounds like two idiots who should have left him alone.

Yeah, but you can't punch someone because they are annoying you. It may be difficult, but you must refrain. Welcome to society.

Indeed. If that were the case,it would be a bloodbath in here.

[Deadlock]

Ideal would have no teeth and permanently black eyes.

[From Despair To Where?]

He'd have his own bed reserved in A&E.

[soggy biscuit]

Peter Shilton gets 22 month driving ban for drink driving.

[Super_horns]

Peter Shilton gets 22 month driving ban for drink driving.

and fined.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -road.html