Internationals thread where we moan about England lots

[MmmMonsterMunch]

I think the real winner here is the Montenegran growler

Just trawling through the earlier posts. Kudos for your 8-0!!

Why anyone would travel the world to watch that shite is beyond me. Abysmal tonight.

[Avon Royal]

EngLOLand.

I'll give a damn when the players do.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

EngLOLand.

I'll give a damn when the players do.

They are psychologically damaged beyond repair. They really ought to just take the bull by the horns & clear the entire starting 11 out.

[genome]

That wonderful moment when the FIFA logo at the halfway line partially obscures the scrolling adverts, and Montenegro Airlines becomes Negro Airlines.

[Tommy Youlden's Ears]

F/ck me that f/cking singer. Not so much 'Animals went in two by two' as 'animals were brutally raped two by two, one forced to watch the others relentless searing pain'.

Terrifying.

We need some of the same. Who's going to sacrifice their larynx for the RFC cause in the remaining homes games? I don't imagine that Brendy or RL have the pipes...who does?

[John Madejski's Wallet]

Looked like a foul on Welbeck for his diving yellow. Am I alone in thinking this?

No pen and yellow for a dive. Ref got it spot on imo

slight contact =/= foul

[RoyalChicagoFC]

Scotland now out of contention with four matches to spare in Group A, where Belgium's revival continues

Poland and Ukraine both four points back of England with a game in hand to each, oh dear

[Stuka]

Scotland now out of contention with four matches to spare in Group A, where Belgium's revival continues

Poland and Ukraine both four points back of England with a game in hand to each, oh dear

I'm just hoping England can secure qualification soon so this rumoured friendly against the Argies takes place.

[TBM]

Just watched the game

Fair result i guess - first half was ours, second half was theirs.......

We should win the 3 home games which should hopefully be enough with Montenegro still having to play Poland (A), Ukraine (H) and Us (A)

Whereas we have Moldova next and then the "big 3"....

[brighton_royal]

Not exactly a complete performance from England. As Keane said, we've yet to see one from this particular shower of despicable fukkwits. Or something like that.

[barelylubedcock]

Bolivia, unbeaten in La Paz, go 1-0 up against Argentina

They've lost at home to Chile and Colombia in this qualifying.

Doh.
N
BBC website says the above so I refuse to accept a 2nd South American based flail of the week.

Throw in Sigurdsson and it's been bleak.

[soggy biscuit]

Bolivia 1 Argentina 1
Ecuador 4 Paraguay 1
Venezuela 1 Colombia 0
Chile 2 Uruguay 0


Standings: P W D L F A Pts
Argentina 11 7 3 1 24 8 24
Ecuador 10 6 2 2 16 10 20
Colombia 10 6 1 3 19 7 19
Chile 11 5 0 6 16 19 15
* - - - - - - -
Venezuela 11 4 3 4 9 12 15
* - - - - - - -
Uruguay 11 3 4 4 17 21 13
Peru 10 3 2 5 11 15 11
Bolivia 11 2 3 6 13 20 9
Paraguay 11 2 2 7 8 21 8
- - - -
The top four teams will advance to the 2014 finals in Brazil while the fifth-placed side will face Asia's fifth-ranked qualifier in a two-legged playoff for a spot in the tournament.

[Sanguine]

Not exactly a complete performance from England. As Keane said, we've yet to see one from this particular shower of despicable fukkwits. Or something like that.

And yet, just one defeat in 15 from this 'shower of despicable fcukwits', and that was just because Ibrahimovic went into God mode. It could be much, much worse.

[soggy biscuit]

Australia 2 - 2 Oman
Korea Republic 2 - 1 Qatar
Uzbekistan 1 - 0 Lebanon
Jordan 2 - 1 Japan

POS TEAM Played Pts
1 Uzbekistan 6 11
2 South Korea 5 10
3 Iran 5 7
4 Qatar 6 7
5 Lebanon 6 4

POS TEAM Played Pts
1 Japan 6 13
2 Jordan 6 7
3 Australia 5 6
4 Oman 6 6
5 Iraq 5 5

Top 2 from each group qualifies. 3rd play off for the right to play off against the 5th placed team in South America

[Sanguine]

IN for Uzbekistan and Jordan at the World Cup.

[barelylubedcock]

IN for Uzbekistan and Jordan at the World Cup.

Iraq could also be fun.

[retro_royal]

I loved Stevie G's passing last night.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Not exactly a complete performance from England. As Keane said, we've yet to see one from this particular shower of despicable fukkwits. Or something like that.

[creative_username_1]

Looked like a foul on Welbeck for his diving yellow. Am I alone in thinking this?

No pen and yellow for a dive. Ref got it spot on imo

slight contact =/= foul

Definite pen. No real intent from either party, just unfortunate that the defender
clipped the back of Wellbecks leg with enough force (minimal) to bring him down.
It caused Wellbeck trailing leg to hit his standing leg (can't rem how you describe
that)

[Silver Fox]

Toilet really, but England will still probably win the group and then people will get excited about the world cup and then they'll make heavy work of winning the group, put in a decent performance in the last 16 and get knocked out by the first good team they play in the QFs

They're nothing if not predictable