There is a decent story about a young lad that joined TSF's club only to be sold on very quickly after only a handful of games to a Premier League rival. Apparently the two teams played each other shortly afterwards and at the end of the game (which TSF's team won with a contentious goal) it all kicked off down the tunnel with the opposition manager screaming 'You sold me a f'ing coke head'.

If only I could put the pieces together...