BaLOLoteLOLi

[cmonurz]

'Why Always Me?' needs to be made into a movie.

[FiNeRaIn]

After that, he resorted to two wheels instead and bought a brand new motorbike - only to be immediately banned from riding it.

[From Despair To Where?]

I'd imagine it's the club banning him, not the police. Most clubs take a dim view of players riding motorbikes.

[swansea jack]

I'd imagine it's the club banning him, not the police. Most clubs take a dim view of players riding motorbikes.

Believe Giggsy was banned from driving sports cars due to the heavy clutched aggravating his hamstring injuries.

[Svlad Cjelli]

I'd imagine it's the club banning him, not the police. Most clubs take a dim view of players riding motorbikes.

Believe Giggsy was banned from driving sports cars due to the heavy clutched aggravating his hamstring injuries.

It's quite possibly the club being told by their insurance company that the policy on the player will be voided.

[Whore Jackie]

I'd imagine it's the club banning him, not the police. Most clubs take a dim view of players riding motorbikes.

Believe Giggsy was banned from driving sports cars due to the heavy clutched aggravating his hamstring injuries.

It's quite possibly the club being told by their insurance company that the policy on the player will be voided.

Not forgetting short-arse ALOLan Wright who fcuked up his knee trying to reach the accelerator of his new Ferrari.

[GreaterTorontoRoyal]

Gotta love the lad!

Balotelli faces £150k fine after breaking curfew for a late night curry
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The controversial Manchester City star was seen in Indian restaurant Zouk on Saturday night, and was still out in the early hours of Sunday morning, despite strict club rules banning players from going out 48 hours before any match.

He is even reported to have staged a mock sword fight with a friend - using a rolling pin.

Also, he kicked a hole in the Liverpool dressing room after being sent off
Source: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Manchester-City-striker-Mario-Balotelli-faces-fine-for-breaking-curfew-ahead-of-Chelsea-clash-for-late-night-curry-article842091.html

[Fluff]

And scores after a minute or so

[paultheroyal]

Just great football by Man City. Joy to watch.

[No Fixed Abode]

Just great football by Man City. Joy to watch.

[The Rouge]

Just great football by Man City. Joy to watch.

It was to be fair. Luck went against city tonight.

[No Fixed Abode]

Just great football by Man City. Joy to watch.

It was to be fair. Luck went against city tonight.

[paultheroyal]

Just great football by Man City. Joy to watch.

[LWJ]

Pulled up at a petrol station in/near Manchester. Told everyone there to fill their cars up, and then paid for all of them.

[Super_horns]

From one of our sites...list of his antics!

· £10,000 in parking fines.

· Car has been impounded 27 times.

· £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

· Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

· Woke up one morning with Cheesus, rolled over and gave him £50.

· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.

· The "bib" saga.

· Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.

· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.

· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.

· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.

· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

· Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.

· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

[soggy biscuit]

Drove his car at speed towards the automatic doors at they training ground stopping just in time last week. Told security that he just wanted to see if the doors only opened for people

[soggy biscuit]

Additional - lol @ how much utd fans hate all the Balotelli love

[Silver Fox]

Looking forward to tales of what he gets up to tonight, he's clearly got somewhere better to be than on the pitch

[LWJ]

IN for trying to buy some randoms house at some point

[TheMaraudingDog]

Additional - lol @ how much utd fans hate all the Balotelli love

Most think he's great. Epic banter, he's such a lad.