Luis Suarez - scumbag

[Franchise FC]

Uruguay's President Jose Mujica has called football's world governing body Fifa "a bunch of old sons of bitches" over Luis Suarez's four-month ban.

President must be delighted that Suarez has now admitted wrongdoing

[Kitsondinho]

Suarez - or his PR agent finally see sense:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28099336

I deeply regret what occurred," added Suarez. "I apologise to Giorgio Chiellini and the entire football family. I vow to the public that there will never again be another incident like this.

Liverpool knew nothing of the apology.....but his agent and Barca did........

[Sanguine]

At the moment, Sturridge, Sanchez (rumoured) and Origi (rumoured) up front and a chunk of cash to spend looks a terrific deal.

[Whatevs]

Er yeah, not really going to criticise the ref for not travelling forward in time to buy tomorrows newspaper before he makes a decision.

[BR2]

At the moment, Sturridge, Sanchez (rumoured) and Origi (rumoured) up front and a chunk of cash to spend looks a terrific deal.

Don't forget Lambert.
The Origi deal looks very likely but I don't think Sanchez will come.
Bony would be an excellent signing.

[No Fixed Abode]

I'm loving that Liverpool fans are convincing themselves Suarez leaving is a good move for them to save face and they'll be able to improve the 'squad' with a few players. Spurs did well spending the Bale the money didn't they? Great players like Suarez don't come along often and he'll be a massive miss for them.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I thought you said he was overpriced, went missing in big games and was too much of a liability?

[Pepe the Horseman]

I thought you said he was overpriced, went missing in big games and was too much of a liability?

He was talking about your mum.

[No Fixed Abode]

I thought you said he was overpriced, went missing in big games and was too much of a liability?

Overpriced, yes. What player isn't?
Went missing in big games. I said his scoring record against the 'big' sides was poor. FACT.
Can't recall saying he was a liability, but happy to be proved wrong.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I thought you said he was overpriced, went missing in big games and was too much of a liability?

He was talking about your mum.

My mum grabs the big games by the scruff of the neck.

[Pepe the Horseman]

I thought you said he was overpriced, went missing in big games and was too much of a liability?

He was talking about your mum.

My mum grabs the big games by the scruff of the neck.

Your mum grabs my cock by the scruff of its, erm, shaft?

[Extended-Phenotype]

He was talking about your mum.

My mum grabs the big games by the scruff of the neck.

Your mum grabs my cock by the scruff of its, erm, shaft?

No that's your mum you are thinking of. Easy to forget when she's a whore first, mum second.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Sometimes you take things too far.

[Pepe the Horseman]

But not this time.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Good block there against "your mum always takes things too far".

[WoodleyRoyal]

appeal rejected

[Avon Royal]

Very surprised at Barcelona, this signing combined with their illegal approach to signing international players under 18 and tax dodging really undermines their reputation as a "special" club.

A club who should be banned from signing players signing a player who is banned. Classy.

[PieEater]

And a scumbag player who's done detestable things ends up getting rewarded for it.

[Royal Rother]

Sick corrupt game.

Money.

[Kitsondinho]

Sick corrupt game.

Money.

T'was ever thus sadly.....