Clubs you hate

[Bandini]

Bury - bogey team; always seem like a bunch of kunts
Stockport - Northern Misery FC. What's the point?
Portsmouth - the arsehole of the world; they always beat us.

[roadrunner]

1. Oxford United - Horrible club, spineless child and pensioner beating supporters. Two particularly nasty experiences with them. Hate isn't a strong enough word!

2. Chelsea - Not a hate but a strong dislike for 'new money'. A nothing club, average in every sense but for a rich chairman who's bought them some success. I really hope their money doesn't buy the all important European Cup which they crave so badly.

3. Cardiff City - Much the same as Oxford but for the child hitting. Nasty scummy fans. Desperately don't want to see them in the Premiership!

1) Arsenal.

Didn't see that coming.

2) Manchester United. Keeps winning when they shouldn't be.

[SpaceCruiser]

back at ya!

[Ark Royal]

1. Sw*ndon
2. O*ford
3. Aldershite

[papereyes]

Chelsea, obviously.
WHU, equally obviously.
Stoke. It is to do with less logical reasons than those above. All to do with a Stoke supporter I would seriously like to suffer the worst imaginable torture and misery. I am unwilling/unable to make them suffer physically/emotionally- so I just hope Stokes results do it for me...

For the record- my very earliest days of "supporting" RFC, I went to more away games than home ones. I have fond memories of Bournemouth (Bye bye Burnsie, bye bye)...the February Beach Party...would be nice to see them back. Similarly BHA.

There's a bunch of clubs that I remember we played all the time and now we don't.

Like Oxford.

[PEARCEY]

Bolton
Bolton
Bolton

[sandman]

1. Chelsea - all their fans are idiots. A while back there was some 16 year old kid at the pub wearing a chelsea shirt with Lampard on the back, during the course of conversation I asked him if he was one of those glory hunters who only started supporting chelsea because they were buying every single player on earth and usually winning quite often. He then said to me that he "was a chelsea fan long before abramovich took over"..
Which to me seems very illogical.
As far as I know Abramovich took over the club in 2003, so that would be eight years ago, making him eight years old at the time.
You'd think it would be very difficult for an eight year old Norwegian kid to consciously select an English football team at that age, when he's barely learning to read and write, but then again he was a fan long before abramovich took over, so that would put his conscious decision to start being a chelsea fan sometime in the mid nineties, so I assume he just plopped out of his mothers vagina and shouted "Dmitri Kharine is the best goalie in the world!"...

2. Real Madrid - same reason, all their fans are glory hunting idiots who just enjoy supporting whichever team that wins constantly, and signs every single player on earth that Chelsea haven't already signed.

3. AC Milan / Inter Milan - same reason, glory hunting teenage mongs select the winning team that signs every remaining player on earth that Chelsea or Real Madrid haven't already signed, the path of least resistance, then they go on internet messageboards gloating about how "we" won again in the weekend, yada yada yada.

Comparing Chelsea with the two most succesful clubs in Europe.

Madrid and Milan haven't exactly been winning trophy after trophy in recent years have they? You need to be a committed fan to make the sort of financial contribution that the fans of Spanish clubs do. There is a difference between fans/supporters and glory hunters

[Alan Partridge]

Crawley
Portsmouth
Chelsea

[frimmers3]

1. Sw*ndon
2. O*ford
3. Aldershite

how could you hate a club you have never played?

[roadrunner]

1. Sw*ndon
2. O*ford
3. Aldershite

how could you hate a club you have never played?

Good question!

Why do Aldershot sing about Reading week in week out? I took in a game recently at the Rec and was surprised how obsessed they are with us.

[frimmers3]

the question still stands..how can clubs that have never played a competitive match"hate"?

[roadrunner]

the question still stands..how can clubs that have never played a competitive match"hate"?

It's a real puzzle. Please answer my question.

[roadrunner]

Edit: That was for the match thread

[frimmers3]

the question still stands..how can clubs that have never played a competitive match"hate"?

It's a real puzzle. Please answer my question.

you did not pose a question. i did.

[roadrunner]

the question still stands..how can clubs that have never played a competitive match"hate"?

It's a real puzzle. Please answer my question.

you did not pose a question.

In red for you old chap.

1. Sw*ndon
2. O*ford
3. Aldershite

how could you hate a club you have never played?

Good question!

Why do Aldershot sing about Reading week in week out? I took in a game recently at the Rec and was surprised how obsessed they are with us.

[frimmers3]

the question still stands..how can clubs that have never played a competitive match"hate"?

can you read?

[roadrunner]

the question still stands..how can clubs that have never played a competitive match"hate"?

can you read?

Indeed I can. I don't hate Aldershot, seems odd anyone can. How's that?

Now answer mine?

Aldershot sing about their hated for Reading every week. As you say, you've never played us... explain their obsession with us please?

In case you're confused the above is a question.

[frimmers3]

i cite both clubs as being stupid...hence "clubs"...

[Jerry St Clair]

I know I should move on, but the only club I really hate is still:

MK Dons

[LUX]

Man City.