Reading Town thread

[RTFC Drummer]

What are the funny and strange chants you sing?

give me a minute to find them on my computer.

[mini _dariusz]

What are the funny and strange chants you sing?

give me a minute to find them on my computer.

That says it all mush

I wanna come tomorrow just to see how pathetic you are.

[RTFC Drummer]

Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
woke up and he said...
Come on Reading
Come on Reading
Come on Reading

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it (x4)
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Here we go
Rockin at Scours Lane

Reds, Reds Zephers Army,
Reds, Reds, Zephers Army,
Reds, Reds, Zephers Army,
Reds, Reds, Zephers Army...

A little bit of Graham in our lives
A little bit of Ian down the sides
A little bit of Michael is what we need
A little bit of Zepher with his speed
A little bit of Mark in defence
A little bit of James he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Colin he's our man...

Can you hear the Marlow sing nooo noooo
Can you hear the Marlow sing nooo nooo
Can you hear the Marlow sing
I can hear ANYTHING

Can you hear us
can you hear us
Can you hear us over there
Where're the Reading
super Reading
Where're Reading
Scours Lane

Where're here
Where're there
Where're not aloud to swear
Reading Town, Reading Town

Lets pretend we've scored a goal
scored a goal
scored a goal
let's pretend scored a goal
ooooooooooooooh
(then go wild)

Oh when the beans
Oh when the beans
Come out the tin
Come out the tin
Oh when the beans come out
you put the bread in the toaster
Oh when the beans come out the tin

Sing yer hearts out,
Sing yer hearts out,
Sing yer hearts out for the lads!
Sing yer hearts out for the lads!

He'll shoot
He'll score
He'll do your barthroom floor
Scotty Rees
Scotty Rees

(Yellow submarine tune)
All we want is a decent referee
A decent referee, a decent referee

Your posh and you know you are
Your posh and you know you are
Your posh and you know you are

We all agree Marlows posher than Reading
Marlows posher than Reading

These songs have yet to be sung but will be chanted tmoz

(Tune of Your just to good to be true)
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to watch
I wanna chant so much
At long last Reading has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

Da dadadadadadadadadadadadaddadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

We love you Reading and if it's quite all right
We need you Reading to warm the lonely nights
We love you Readingggggggg.


(Tune of Dancing in the moonlight)
Dancin' in the Town
Everybody's feeling warm and bright (x3)
Dancing in the Town

(To the tune of London Underground)
At Scours Lane, At Scours Lane,
All those songs and all those chants
.
At Scours Lane, at Scours Lane,
All those songs and all those chants


(Tune of don’t blame it on the boogie)
Don't blame it on players
Don't blame it on Colin
Don't blame it on Glenn
Blame it on the ref

Don't you blame it on players
Don't blame it on Colin
Don't blame it on Glenn
Blame it on the ref

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

So I say
Thank you for the goal
The goals I'm seeing
Thanks for all the joy
They're bringing
Who can live without it
I ask in all honesty
What would life be
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the goals
for giving it to me

(Tune of singing in the rain)
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

I'm singing in the Lane
Just singing in the Lane
What a glorious feelin'
I am happy again

(Tune of Abba Mama)
Mamma mia, here we go again
My my, lets chant together
Mamma mia, we need to score again
My my, just how much I sing for you
Yes, I've been so excited
Blue since the day we scored
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.


(tune of come fly with me)
Come sing with me, lets sing lets sing away
If you can use, some exotic booze
Theres a bar in Scours Lane
Come sing with me, well sing well sing away

(tune of fly me to the Moon)
Fly me to the Lane
Let me sing among the crowd
Let me see what Scotty is like
On sand and grass

Fill my heart with goals
Let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore


Is this the way to Reading Town
Colin Millard got his Crown
Dreaming dreams of Reading Town
Is this the way to Scours Lane
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala Reading Town
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la la la lala Reading Town
Sha la la lala lalala is this the way to Scours Lane

[winchester_royal]

LOL @ you writing all that out.

[RTFC Drummer]

LOL @ you writing all that out.

Have been on the computer today and did this earlier but had to write a few which are common.

[mini _dariusz]

oh my fucking god.

i'd rather oxf*rd worms than listen to you.

[RTFC Drummer]

oh my fucking god.

i'd rather oxf*rd worms than listen to you.

I think you would have to agree we have more chants than Reading FC

[chandog]

oh my fucking god.

i'd rather oxf*rd worms than listen to you.

I think you would have to agree we have more chants than Reading FC

i think you would have to agree that your chants are shite

[zummerset]

RTFC you are unique, a prince amongst these fools..........

[RTFC Drummer]

oh my fucking god.

i'd rather oxf*rd worms than listen to you.

I think you would have to agree we have more chants than Reading FC

i think you would have to agree that your chants are shite

no not all of them and have plenty more!!!

[Irvinchangeyaname]

So I say
Thank you for the goal
The goals I'm seeing
Thanks for all the joy
They're bringing
Who can live without it
I ask in all honesty
What would life be
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the goals
for giving it to me

I might turn up just to hear this one

[Gordons Cumming]

I'm washing my hair.

[RTFC Drummer]

I'm washing my hair.

shouldn't you be cooking or filming the Fword

[From Despair To Where?]

I went to watch Reading Town recently. A crowd of 98 made a hell of a row [the old shed terrace lends itself to blasting out noise!]
At one point 2 blokes chanting 'Barmy Army' were more clearly audible than the East stand were against Palace....

For those who want to practise new songs etc why not go to Scours Lane and join the crowd standing behind the goal? I am certainly going to go to as many as I can. For a fiver you get a good atmosphere, a fair game and some damn good laughs / songs like 'He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll do your bathroom floor!'

If our singers got together they could tone up their songs quite nicely and back 2 teams!!

Just a thought.

You forgot to log into your other username....

But at least he's learned to spell.

[Toadie]

I bet you can throw a wicked party!

[floyd__streete]

(tune of fly me to the Moon)
Fly me to the Lane
Let me sing among the crowd
Let me see what Scotty is like
On sand and grass

Special, you have succeeded in both making me laugh and unnverving me all at once. I truly think that you could be the next Barry George .

[TheMaraudingDog]

We've got more bins than Reading Town fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwu2xDZ0SXI

[RTFC Drummer]

(tune of fly me to the Moon)
Fly me to the Lane
Let me sing among the crowd
Let me see what Scotty is like
On sand and grass

Special, you have succeeded in both making me laugh and unnverving me all at once. I truly think that you could be the next Barry George .

What the hell are on about? I hope you only joking and I am just a normal kind of a guy who enjoys footie.

[Silver Fox]

Even Pete Boyle > RTFC Drummer

[Sarah Star]

RTFC you are unique, a prince amongst these fools..........

'greed

Your audacity makes me LOL.