The footballer gets arrested thread

[Sutekh]

Hamza Choudhury arrested for drink-driving

That's the way to restart your England career.

[Winston Biscuit]

Former Everton defender Li Tie given a prison sentence in China after being found guilty of taking & giving bribes when he was managing the Chinese national team

[Winston Biscuit]

Dani Alves guilty of rape. gets 4.5 years in prison

[Orion1871]

Neymar keeps making himself less less abd less likeable.

"Neymar and his family have helped Dani Alves in his legal battle by paying the €150,000 in damages. The two men are very close friends in life and the Brazilian number 10 did everything to help his friend during his trial."

[Pepe the Horseman]

Ilias Chair sentenced to a year in prison for fracturing someone's skull with a rock

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... ailed.html

QPR footballer Ilias Chair is jailed for a year in Belgium after he fractured a truck driver's skull with a rock in a row on a kayaking trip

[NathStPaul]

Good thing Belgium doesn't have capital punishment. He'd have been sent straight to the electric Chair.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Former Everton defender Li Tie given a prison sentence in China after being found guilty of taking & giving bribes when he was managing the Chinese national team

Apparently has been sentenced to life

[Winston Biscuit]

Quincy Promes is hiding in Russia, and in the short-term might avoid jail, despite being handed an 18-month prison sentence for stabbing his brother at a party. Russia won't extradite him. Promes is also now on trial for his part in a cocaine smuggling ring, and prosecutors, in his absence from the trial, are demanding a nine-year sentence.

Goes to Dubai for warm weather training with his Russian club, gets picked up on an international arrest warrant

Managed to last a whole 2 weeks trying to avoid arrest after being sentenced to 6 years. Should get more added on for stupidity now.

[Winston Biscuit]

Chelsea's Sam Kerr charged with racially aggravated harassment of a police officer

[From Despair To Where?]

You can take the Australian out of Australia.......

[Sanguine]

Quincy Promes is hiding in Russia, and in the short-term might avoid jail, despite being handed an 18-month prison sentence for stabbing his brother at a party. Russia won't extradite him. Promes is also now on trial for his part in a cocaine smuggling ring, and prosecutors, in his absence from the trial, are demanding a nine-year sentence.

Goes to Dubai for warm weather training with his Russian club, gets picked up on an international arrest warrant

Managed to last a whole 2 weeks trying to avoid arrest after being sentenced to 6 years. Should get more added on for stupidity now.

This is really quite something. Literally the only thing he had to do to avoid prison is stay in Russia.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Carlo Ancelotti accused of tax fraud.

[Loafer]

Quincy promes arrested in uae and getting extradited back to Netherlands to serve his prison sentence for committing basically every crime

[Winston Biscuit]

Arrest warrant issued for former Spanish FA President Luis Rubiales (the one that got in trouble for kissing the player) for fraud, and he does a runner to the Dominican Republic

[Orion1871]

Neymar's father to pay for Dani Alves' release on bail.

[Winston Biscuit]

Brazilian Supreme Court rules that Robinho must serve his 9 year sentence for rape. He was convinced in Italy 10 years ago but has stayed in Brazil since then so he doesn't have to go to Italy and serve it, but they have ruled he will serve it in Brazil

[From Despair To Where?]

Brazilian prisons are a bit mental aren't they?

[Winston Biscuit]

Dani Alves, convicted of rape, walks free after 14 months because he paid the equivalent of £850k bail

[Orion1871]

Dani Alves, convicted of rape, walks free after 14 months because he paid the equivalent of £850k bail

https://www.marca.com/en/football/2023/02/05/63dfbc2ae2704ec6558b45a1.html

Don't think he posted it, but someone did.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Two 19yo Premier League players arrested for rape.