The footballer gets arrested thread

[From Despair To Where?]

The name I keep seeing suggests an ambiguous use of the word "boss".

[Pepe the Horseman]

In unrelated news, TIL David Gold died last year.

[Winston Biscuit]

In unrelated news, TIL David Gold died last year.

Wonder what his mate has been up to....

[From Despair To Where?]

In unrelated news, TIL David Gold died last year.

Wonder what his mate has been up to....

He's such a private individual, you'll probably find out sweet FA investigating that.

[From Despair To Where?]

Why are you guys mentioning him them

Mentioning who?

Him them? Are they non binary? That should narrow it down.

Thanks for the clue dd.

[Harrison Delbridge]

Why are you guys mentioning him them

Mentioning who?

Him them? Are they non binary? That should narrow it down.

Thanks for the clue dd.

David gold

[From Despair To Where?]

He's dead M9. I doubt he's been up to much recently.

[From Despair To Where?]

We're not. Were talking about someone who may have known him in some capacity within football.

Definitely not David Gold.

I'll tell you who else it's definitely not. Karen Brady

[Winston Biscuit]

A Premier League footballer was questioned by the police following multiple allegations of sex offences last week.

The man, in his 30s, is under investigation for alleged rapes of two women and a sexual offence relating to a third woman

[Uke]

A Premier League footballer was questioned by the police following multiple allegations of sex offences last week.

The man, in his 30s, is under investigation for alleged rapes of two women and a sexual offence relating to a third woman

Twitter rumours suggests he is a somewhat of a Party goer

[South Coast Royal]

A Premier League footballer was questioned by the police following multiple allegations of sex offences last week.

The man, in his 30s, is under investigation for alleged rapes of two women and a sexual offence relating to a third woman

Twitter rumours suggests he is a somewhat of a Party goer

Clever wordplay Uke.
I mentioned this to RR on here a couple of years ago but it all went quiet and he just carried on playing (the North London player that is, not the Rother).

[Winston Biscuit]

Wissam Ben Yedder convicted of sexual assault while under the influence. 2 year suspended sentence.

[Sutekh]

Alleged naughtiness not the exclusive domain of male footballers…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86q7z1yp9eo

[From Despair To Where?]

Alleged naughtiness not the exclusive domain of male footballers…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86q7z1yp9eo

So that's how we paid the tax man.

[Winston Biscuit]

Sevilla defender Kike Salas arrested after an investigation into the timing of his yellow cards last season and whether they tied in with people profiting from betting on them

[Winston Biscuit]

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/joey-barton-kicked-his-wife-in-the-head-after-threatening-to-fight-her-father-court-hears-13295535

Joey Barton in court for assault

After a row erupted because Barton was saying he was going to beat up his wife's brother and father, his wife protested at the idea, and Barton is alleged to have pushed her to the ground and kicked her in the face

[katweslowski]

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/joey-barton-kicked-his-wife-in-the-head-after-threatening-to-fight-her-father-court-hears-13295535

Joey Barton in court for assault

After a row erupted because Barton was saying he was going to beat up his wife's brother and father, his wife protested at the idea, and Barton is alleged to have pushed her to the ground and kicked her in the face

Guilty or not, Barton is a man without a likable bone in his body. Everything about him is wrapped in a toxic blanket of hatred, spitefulness and negativity. He's a man who I'd celebrate being physically oxf*rd up in some way as he deserves nothing less. I don't say that lightly.

[Pepe the Horseman]

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/joey-barton-kicked-his-wife-in-the-head-after-threatening-to-fight-her-father-court-hears-13295535

Joey Barton in court for assault

After a row erupted because Barton was saying he was going to beat up his wife's brother and father, his wife protested at the idea, and Barton is alleged to have pushed her to the ground and kicked her in the face

Can't say I've ever agreed with Joey Barton, and he's obviously a complete scumbag, but if my wife tried to talk me out of beating up her dad and brother I'd do the same.

[AthleticoSpizz]

….and as ‘Green’ might ask

“Bad experience Pepe?”

[stealthpapes]

From my time in Paris



"actually, tbf, yes it is"