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Re: CheLOLsea

by creative_username_1 » 24 Jan 2013 00:56

Wish they'd get rid of some of the bullshit from the game. If a throw/foul has been awarded to the other team just leave the ball alone.

Hazard would have got the ball back into play quicker if he'd just left the kid alone

Football players being thick pcunts shocker

Are we playing them next (league)?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Terminal Boardom » 24 Jan 2013 01:08

Most clubs instruct ball boys to slow things down in the latter stages of games if the home team are winning. 2 options exist. Either do away with them or change football to 30 minutes each way. The 30 minutes to be used when the ball is in play so time wasting, of any sort, is removed from the game. Check the figures and 30 minutes each way is quite generous.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by frimmers3 » 24 Jan 2013 07:40

Terminal Boardom Most clubs instruct ball boys to slow things down in the latter stages of games if the home team are winning. 2 options exist. Either do away with them or change football to 30 minutes each way. The 30 minutes to be used when the ball is in play so time wasting, of any sort, is removed from the game. Check the figures and 30 minutes each way is quite generous.

so manchester united games would last about five hours if things were not going there way?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Stuka » 24 Jan 2013 09:24

Hazard now banned for our game though right?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Handsome Man » 24 Jan 2013 09:33

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Deadlock Meanwhile, one of Hazard's stalkers throws a hissy fit...


NFA?


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Re: CheLOLsea

by TFF » 24 Jan 2013 09:39

LOL @ the ball boy being a director's son

#awkwardboardmeeting

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Twin Lake » 24 Jan 2013 09:41

Stuka Hazard now banned for our game though right?


Yes, unless they appeal, in which case the ban is put on hold until the appeal is heard.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by BR2 » 24 Jan 2013 09:47

SLAMMED To be fair he's lucky to be alive. It could have killed him


Said Alex Ferguson.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by BR2 » 24 Jan 2013 09:51

Nobody talking about the game.
As in the Arsenal game it is clear that Chelsea only have one tackler,Ramires,in their 5-man midfield.
We need to get at them right from the off (not after going 2-0 down) next Wednesday and we might get something from the game.
If we let them come at us it will be Arsenal all over again.


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Re: CheLOLsea

by TFF » 24 Jan 2013 09:57

BR2 Nobody talking about the game.
As in the Arsenal game it is clear that Chelsea only have one tackler,Ramires,in their 5-man midfield.
We need to get at them right from the off (not after going 2-0 down) next Wednesday and we might get something from the game.
If we let them come at us it will be Arsenal all over again.


Keep that team board shit on the

erm...

Team Board :arrow:

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Team Board Avoider » 24 Jan 2013 12:24

Yes keep the team stuff to the team board. As my username suggests i dont want to see it here.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Zammo » 24 Jan 2013 12:30

You have to LOL at Chelsea fans moaning about the time wasting ball boys. They had 180 mins to beat Swansea, and they couldn't even muster a goal :lol:

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Team Board Avoider » 24 Jan 2013 12:35

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Whore Jackie » 24 Jan 2013 12:50

LOL at Pat Nevin rinsing Mike Bushell on BBC Breakfast this morning.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by M Brook » 24 Jan 2013 12:54

creative_username_1 Hazard would have got the ball back into play quicker if he'd just left the kid alone


Hazard reacted like a thug and deserved his red card but it was the ballboy who caused the fracas. He had no need to intervene in the first place - the ball was rebounding back to Hazard. His stupidity and arrogance caused the incident and he deserves a banning order. Ballboys are not there to partake in the game and should be completely even handed. That young clown has brought disgrace on a decent club.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by RoyalBlue » 24 Jan 2013 13:00

royalp-we Tbf, when I was a ball boy both Parjudas and Allen told us all to take our time in getting the ball back to the opposition. We used to roll it back to the opposition, and return it as quickly as possible to our own players.

That welsh kid was taking it a bit too far and I don't think the referee was expected to wait 6mins for a paramedic to see to his tummy before the game was restarted.

I don't condone Harzard's kick, but the ball boy was being a tw@t


I've just realised what the cause of the problem was. Through evolution the Welsh have developed into individuals who can't resist the urge to grab a ball, fall over and smother it with their bodies!

Ballboy just failed to spot that the ball was a different shape.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by creative_username_1 » 24 Jan 2013 13:12

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creative_username_1 Hazard would have got the ball back into play quicker if he'd just left the kid alone


Hazard reacted like a thug and deserved his red card but it was the ballboy who caused the fracas. He had no need to intervene in the first place - the ball was rebounding back to Hazard. His stupidity and arrogance caused the incident and he deserves a banning order. Ballboys are not there to partake in the game and should be completely even handed. That young clown has brought disgrace on a decent club.


Swansea possession - nothing to do with Hazard any more. Ballboy's job is to retrieve the ball - amirite?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Wax Jacket » 24 Jan 2013 13:18

Whore Jackie LOL at Pat Nevin rinsing Mike Bushell on BBC Breakfast this morning.


was pretty forthright on the Today programme as well

he sounded pretty chipper as soon as he came on, the Colin Murray sacking is obviously working out well for him

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Re: CheLOLsea

by M Brook » 24 Jan 2013 13:54

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creative_username_1 Hazard would have got the ball back into play quicker if he'd just left the kid alone


Hazard reacted like a thug and deserved his red card but it was the ballboy who caused the fracas. He had no need to intervene in the first place - the ball was rebounding back to Hazard. His stupidity and arrogance caused the incident and he deserves a banning order. Ballboys are not there to partake in the game and should be completely even handed. That young clown has brought disgrace on a decent club.


Swansea possession - nothing to do with Hazard any more. Ballboy's job is to retrieve the ball - amirite?


It didn't need retrieving - it was rebounding back into the field of play before the overgrown ballboy decided to intervene purely, one can only assume, to waste time.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by RoyalBlue » 24 Jan 2013 13:55

M Brook
creative_username_1 Hazard would have got the ball back into play quicker if he'd just left the kid alone


Hazard reacted like a thug and deserved his red card but it was the ballboy who caused the fracas. He had no need to intervene in the first place - the ball was rebounding back to Hazard. His stupidity and arrogance caused the incident and he deserves a banning order. Ballboys are not there to partake in the game and should be completely even handed. That young clown has brought disgrace on a decent club.


Disgrace on a decent club? I thought I'd heard that this young clown was actually the son of a Swansea Director?! I also believe that the young clown already knew before the game that he would be positioned behind the Swansea goal for both halves of the game. That in itself seems strange - isn't it normal for ball boys to stay in the same place outside the playing area for the whole game?

I wonder what dad said to him before and after the game.

If true, not surprised that they have decided not to press charges. They probably don't want too much digging into what went on last night.

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