The generic transfer thread

[AthleticoSpizz]

stop it Ideal

You are making me wet myself with mirth

[genome]

Don't post a picture you know zero background on.

[sandman]

I'm sure it's all about the media and has nothing to do with Lollerpool not being in Europe next season then.

[soggy biscuit]

Spanish media claiming that Real Madrid have agreed with Man City that they will not bid for Jesus Navas and Man City will then not bid for Isco therefore both keeping their bids from unnecessarily being pushed up by each other

[Barry the bird boggler]

Luis Suarez confirms he wants to leave Liverpool this summer.

..wait for all the scouse scum to now denounce him and label him as a racist and a cheat, after saying the same excuses on his behalf for years now..

Quite a few Liverpool fans I know want him out and have done so since before Evragate

[Wax Jacket]

Perhaps if he took the racism, biting, stamping, diving and cheating out of his game, maybe he would've had a nicer experience in this country? Just a thought.

he'd have also been suspended a lot less and Liverpool would've had two better seasons

LOLz all round really

[St. Brynjar]

Jesus Navas to Manchester City looks to be a done deal. Great transfer, definitely one for the fantasy league team.

[soggy biscuit]

Jesus Navas to Manchester City looks to be a done deal. Great transfer, definitely one for the fantasy league team.

Yeah Seville confirmed the transfer yesterday. £22.9M apparently.

Will be interesting to see how he gets on with his homesickness issues. missed opportunities to play for the national team in the past, not travelled with Seville abroad at times and once couldn't play away at Barcelona as it was too far from Seville. Turned down transfers previously (once to Chelsea) because he said he always wants to stay in Seville near his family

[soggy biscuit]

[Big Foot]

Jesus Navas to Manchester City looks to be a done deal. Great transfer, definitely one for the fantasy league team.

I read online that he didn't score once last season, how's he a suitable player for a fantasy league team??

[Ginger Ninjas]

Jesus Navas to Manchester City looks to be a done deal. Great transfer, definitely one for the fantasy league team.

Yep, no goals in 37 games this season, should be a high scorer...

[St. Brynjar]

5th highest chance creator in Spain last year, bound to get shitloads of assists this year.

[Royal With Cheese]

5th highest chance creator in Spain last year, bound to get shitloads of assists this year.

Bound to.

[soggy biscuit]

chance creator.

Isn't that one of those w*nky modern day Soccer AM, Rumblestix, SSN, back the boys and make some noise, choreographed goal celebration, song sheet type stats?

Player A dribbles around 9 players pulling off some of the greatest individual skill ever witnessed, crosses the ball into the forward who scores but not before it brushes off of play B's arse who is bending over tying his shoelace.

SSN quickly update their 'chances created' stats to show how well player B has done there

[YateleyRoyal]

5th highest chance creator in Spain last year, bound to get shitloads of assists this year.

Matt Jarvis was very high on the list of chance creation this season, but didnt get a single assist.

[TBM]

Jesus Navas to Manchester City looks to be a done deal. Great transfer, definitely one for the fantasy league team.

Yep, no goals in 37 games this season, should be a high scorer...

Is this cos he's scared of the cross

[TBM]

West Ham fail with £14.5m bid for Sevilla striker Alvaro Negredo

And thats ^^ why we were relegated when the ambition of the other clubs that came up with us is a lot higher....

[winchester_royal]

Not sure that bid is any more ambitious than ours for Gylfi/Ince/Aspas back in January.

Presumably that means their move for Carroll has stalled.

[TBM]

Not sure that bid is any more ambitious than ours for Gylfi/Ince/Aspas back in January.

Yeah, as if that really happened.......

[winchester_royal]

Conspiracy