Calum Davenport

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Row Z Royal » 25 Aug 2009 10:55

Leopard print.

Uh-oh.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by (.)Boobies(.) » 25 Aug 2009 11:13

AF1


What will FineRain do now? The guy's mixed race.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Victor Meldrew » 25 Aug 2009 11:51

Just the sort of bloke you would want as a brother-in-law. :twisted:
Already on a driving ban and taking no notice of that he then attacks two people that are close to his bird.
Total disregard of the law-I think he should get at least 20 hours of community service as (presumably he is the father)the unborn child will need him around for sound parental guidance in the future.
My how we really need people like him.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Smoking Kills Dancing Doe » 25 Aug 2009 12:08

I bet he's got a massive dick.

She'll stay with him, clearly just cock whore.

Fair Play.....

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Kurtz » 25 Aug 2009 13:30

In a statement on their official website, West Ham Football Club I bet he's got a massive dick.

She'll stay with him, clearly just cock whore.

Fair Play.....


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Re: Calum Davenport

by Toon Toon Blue army » 25 Aug 2009 13:50

What a bitch, your boyfriend has just stabbed your brother and your mum and you mouth 'i love you' to him in court.

oxf*rd whore.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 25 Aug 2009 13:54

Toon Toon Blue army What a bitch, your boyfriend has just stabbed your brother and your mum and you mouth 'i love you' to him in court.

oxf*rd whore.


...but as she'd say, he's probably lovely if you get to know him.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by soggy biscuit » 25 Aug 2009 14:07

Toon Toon Blue army What a bitch, your boyfriend has just stabbed your brother and your mum and you mouth 'i love you' to him in court.


:shock:

Must have a c*ck like a babys arm

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Re: Calum Davenport

by (.)Boobies(.) » 25 Aug 2009 14:30

soggy biscuit
Toon Toon Blue army What a bitch, your boyfriend has just stabbed your brother and your mum and you mouth 'i love you' to him in court.


:shock:

Must have a c*ck like a babys arm


Leg, surely? Or am I just blessed?


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Re: Calum Davenport

by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 25 Aug 2009 15:15

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soggy biscuit
Toon Toon Blue army What a bitch, your boyfriend has just stabbed your brother and your mum and you mouth 'i love you' to him in court.


:shock:

Must have a c*ck like a babys arm


Leg, surely? Or am I just blessed?


maybe when your girlfiend said you had "a cock like a baby's....." she wasn't leaving the sentence unfinished.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Hoop Blah » 25 Aug 2009 15:37

Toon Toon Blue army What a bitch, your boyfriend has just stabbed your brother and your mum and you mouth 'i love you' to him in court.

oxf*rd whore.


She might not be too keen on her brother.

You can pick you friends but can't choose your family remember...

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Vision » 25 Aug 2009 16:00

LOL @ WoROFLROFLeLOLLOL.

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Re: Calum Davenport

by FiNeRaIn » 25 Aug 2009 16:03

(.)Boobies(.)
AF1


What will FineRain do now? The guy's mixed race.


Lmao- He looks like a criminal.

Cross between pierre van hoijdonk and john carew.


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Re: Calum Davenport

by YateleyRoyal » 25 Aug 2009 16:10

FiNeRaIn
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AF1


What will FineRain do now? The guy's mixed race.


Lmao- He looks like a criminal.

Cross between pierre van hoijdonk and john carew.


What a deadly striker that would be....

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Super Kevin Bremner! » 26 Aug 2009 12:20

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Super Kevin Bremner! Yateley Royal AND Ideal are the twats in question for the record.


First off, go ox*ford yourself you complete tool. Just because I speculate on the cause of it, how does that make me an idiot? Does that mean that the police are insensitive as they have to find out why it happened? Or is it alright for them to do it? I feel awful for the bloke, I really do, but I'm not gonna keep my opinion in check just because of a complete cnut like you.


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Re: Calum Davenport

by YateleyRoyal » 26 Aug 2009 12:23

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Super Kevin Bremner! Yateley Royal AND Ideal are the twats in question for the record.


First off, go ox*ford yourself you complete tool. Just because I speculate on the cause of it, how does that make me an idiot? Does that mean that the police are insensitive as they have to find out why it happened? Or is it alright for them to do it? I feel awful for the bloke, I really do, but I'm not gonna keep my opinion in check just because of a complete cnut like you.


Intelololigent


Please tell me, in your infinite wisdom, how I am a twat

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Super Kevin Bremner! » 26 Aug 2009 14:52

CLOLueLOLess

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Re: Calum Davenport

by YateleyRoyal » 26 Aug 2009 14:53

Super Kevin Bremner! CLOLueLOLess

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Re: Calum Davenport

by Super Kevin Bremner! » 26 Aug 2009 15:43

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Super Kevin Bremner! CLOLueLOLess

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