Those Fake Hoops...

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal With Cheese » 15 May 2013 12:23

You stay classy QPR.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by dizzynewheights » 15 May 2013 12:37

ITV News understands that a woman in her 30s visited Remy, 26, at his flat last week believing him to be alone. When she arrived his cousin and friend were also apparently present.

The woman was offered a drink and allegedly lost consciousness afterwards.

When she recovered consciousness some hours later, it is claimed she was naked and the three men were still present. The woman made a complaint to police and the men were arrested this morning.

The Metropolitan Police said: "Officers from Sapphire are investigating an allegation of rape which happened on 6 May in the west London area.

"The allegation was passed on to the MPS by Kent Police on 8 May after the 34-year-old female victim reported it to them on the previous day, 7 May. The victim alleges she was raped by three men.

"On the morning of Wednesday, 15 May three men, [A] aged 26; [aged 23; [c] 22 yrs, were arrested at an address in Fulham on suspicion of rape - they remain in custody at a west London police station".

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by TBM » 15 May 2013 12:43

Thank fcuk i took him out my fantasy side this week

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Jackson Corner » 15 May 2013 13:13

I just gets better and better. He will end up inside for a couple of years and they wont be able to sell there one decent player.... :D

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Mr Optimist » 15 May 2013 13:17

Jackson Corner I just gets better and better. He will end up inside for a couple of years and they wont be able to sell there one decent player.... :D


But Harry Houdini said he was a good investment. At times like this you need someone to try and put some positive PR spin on the situation...has anyone seen Tredder recently?


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Ouroboros » 15 May 2013 13:19

TBM Thank fcuk i took him out my fantasy side this week


Rape allegation -3 pts.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Alexander Litvinenko » 15 May 2013 13:20

TBM Thank fcuk i took him out my fantasy side this week


Scored one and two assists?

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal With Cheese » 15 May 2013 13:29

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Jackson Corner I just gets better and better. He will end up inside for a couple of years and they wont be able to sell there one decent player.... :D


But Harry Houdini said he was a good investment. At times like this you need someone to try and put some positive PR spin on the situation...has anyone seen Tredder recently?

I suspect even he thought they'd come above us. Now he's realised even that shitty target can't be reached he's giving hobnob a very wide berth.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal With Cheese » 15 May 2013 13:30

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Bandini » 15 May 2013 14:25

Jackson Corner I just gets better and better. He will end up inside


That's what caused this problem in the first place.


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Ian Royal » 15 May 2013 14:36

Obviously he's not paid enough to be able to afford prostitutes. I blame QPR for putting him in such a poor financial position he has to resort to rape.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Ark Royal » 15 May 2013 14:43

Harry will probably state that "...he is not that kind of rapist.".

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by St. Brynjar » 15 May 2013 15:20

I hear they're lining up summer moves for Marlon King and Ched Evans.


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal With Cheese » 15 May 2013 16:45

I wonder what the technical term for a group of rapists is?

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal With Cheese » 15 May 2013 16:47

Possibly the only way QPR can sink any lower is if they discover a Paedo ring at Loftus Road.

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by Pepe the Horseman » 15 May 2013 16:52

Royal With Cheese Possibly the only way QPR can sink any lower is if they discover a Paedo ring at Loftus Road.


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by genome » 15 May 2013 16:54

Royal With Cheese ring


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal With Cheese » 20 May 2013 00:33

Officially now the shittest team of the 2012/2013 Premiership campaign.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Ouroboros » 20 May 2013 11:04

Ark Royal Harry will probably state that "...he is not that kind of rapist.".


Like.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royalwaster » 20 May 2013 11:15

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SPARTA Harry said his players weren't good enough... Between him and Hughes they through a ridiculous load of money away on a total pile of egotistical shite.


He actually tried to claim yesterday that a team containing the likes of Hoilett, Remy, Taarabt, Townsend, M'Bia, and Zamora didn't have the 'quality' to be a top-half Championship team :lol:

Can't believe most people wanted this c*nt in charge of the National team.

Fooking hell, even Derry, Mackie and Clint Hill have proved themselves to be plenty capable at that level. Have they still got Faurlin?

It doesn't fill you with confidence of Harry's ability to get them anywhere next season (assuming he doesn't abandon ship at the first opportunity like the rat he is). He still appears to think that the way to succeed is to spend even more on even better mercenaries. wottakunt.

I thought M'Bia was dog shit when we played them.


Well he's got to come up with some excuse for doing so badly doesn't he? And also he's already clearly arguing for the need for more spending ....

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