European Leagues Thread 2012/2013

[Harrison Delbridge]

Endrick seems to be all the Brazilian footballer potential pitfalls rolled into one.

Hot-headed, a bit short and might get fat - what are the other ones?

Yes deffo has the DNA potential to get fat. I would add in party lifestyle/silly off field decisions & somewhat temperamental. Add to it he is an extremely talented football and it's like he has taken all the best bits and worst bits of big name Brazilian footballers and decided to try and do all of them at once.

If he goes missing at some point, only to pop up at the Rio carnival, then we know he is fully committed to the role.

dont forget to add that he needs to murder his future wife and then dismember her like this Brazilian goalkeeper did

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_(fo ... _born_1984)

[Winston Biscuit]

I think the template for maverick young Brazilian footballer is :

get bad advisors around him which make demands on the club around his importance

blow very hot and cold on the pitch

have a succession of highly questionable girlfriends

Enjoy the nightlife

Career starts slowing down before it should with 29-30 being past their best

Get one more big euro move based on name. Fail.

get move back to Brazilian league as homecoming star. Fail.

Retire at 33 looking overweight

befriend one or two axis of evil style world leaders

partake in minor criminal behaviour

5 years after last being heard of suddenly appear in a news story about being arrested in an unexpected country for an unexpected crime e.g 'former world star arrested in Guatamala for crypto scam'

[Pepe the Horseman]

Endrick seems to be all the Brazilian footballer potential pitfalls rolled into one.

Hot-headed, a bit short and might get fat - what are the other ones?

Endrick is my wife aicmfp