Those Fake Hoops...

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by TFF » 02 Jul 2013 14:57

Anzhi: About that £12M you still owe us.

QPR: Ah, yes um, we've ah, we've been releg8ed old boy.

Anzhi: Come on, cough up.

QPR: Seriously, we're skint. How about you have him back and you write off the debt? Less say, £1/2 a mill for your trouble...

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by ManchesterRoyals » 02 Jul 2013 17:44

TFF Anzhi: About that £12M you still owe us.

QPR: Ah, yes um, we've ah, we've been releg8ed old boy.

Anzhi: Come on, cough up.

QPR: Seriously, we're skint. How about you have him back and you write off the debt? Less say, £1/2 a mill for your trouble...



How stupid are they to take him back for that kind of money?

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Bandini » 02 Jul 2013 19:45

Presumably it was part of the original deal and the figures quoted tell little of that agreement.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Royal Rother » 02 Jul 2013 21:09

How is that a great deal then?

Selling him for £12m was a great deal.

Buying him back for £12m is stupidity.

Or part of a fraud.

Edit: oh sorry, didn't realise there was another page.

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by Zammo » 02 Jul 2013 21:22

Read earlier that no money has ever changed hands between the two clubs, and that all QPR have done is paid Samba's (mentally high) wages.


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Judge Drenthe » 02 Jul 2013 21:35

Royal Rother How is that a great deal then?

Selling him for £12m was a great deal.

Buying him back for £12m is stupidity.

Or part of a fraud.

Edit: oh sorry, didn't realise there was another page.


Fraud? I can't believe you'd dare suggest that when Saggy Harry is the gaffer?!

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Silver Fox » 03 Jul 2013 17:15

Zammo Read earlier that no money has ever changed hands between the two clubs, and that all QPR have done is paid Samba's (mentally high) wages.


So it was a loan then? If so, presumably it should have been declared as such? If not then I'm sure a points deduction will be along shortly for a breach of player registration rules? Although it will probably lead to that bald bloke of football league show standing outside Loftus Road on the last day of the season desperately trying to make friends by telling the QPR fans they've got away with it after all and won't have a points deduction so will finish the seaspn safely in 18th place and not have to sack their third manager of the season*

*untill 3 games into 14/15

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by No Fixed Abode » 04 Jul 2013 10:38

Joey Barton wants 3m compensation from QPR to leave Will cost the club 7m if he see's out the other 2 years on his contract.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Silver Fox » 04 Jul 2013 14:55

Seeing as he's been publicly stating for a year that he'll never go back I'd be interested to see how he works he should get paid off, the thick kunt

Still, file it in the LOLz @ QPR pile


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Ian Royal » 06 Jul 2013 17:07

Silver Fox Seeing as he's been publicly stating for a year that he'll never go back I'd be interested to see how he works he should get paid off, the thick kunt

Still, file it in the LOLz @ QPR pile

Better think about ordering a new filing cabinet, this one's looking a bit full.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by URZZZZZ » 04 Aug 2013 20:15

Why is everyone banging on about " the fake hoops" selling out 18k seats, we had 2k more and was not even maxed

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by LoyalRoyalFan » 04 Aug 2013 23:08

Taarabt close to joining Fulham apparently.

Losing a player to your rivals, bet that will wind the fakes up.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Alexander Litvinenko » 05 Aug 2013 10:30

LoyalRoyalFan Taarabt close to joining Fulham apparently.

Losing a player to your rivals, bet that will wind the fakes up.


Only on a year's loan, though.

Presumably until 'Arry's lot bounce back.....


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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by reading_fan » 06 Aug 2013 10:01

Plus Remy's gone to Newcastle for a season's loan as well

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by floyd__streete » 06 Aug 2013 12:23

Love that we have a QPR-themed thread. Reckon they have one about us? I bet they don't.....

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Pepe the Horseman » 06 Aug 2013 12:39

I doubt Celtic, Liverpool, Chelsea or Doncaster Belles have one about us either tbf.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Platypuss » 06 Aug 2013 13:44

They might if they had had a Tredder equivalent.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by bobby1413 » 06 Aug 2013 23:09

Do you think QPR are a bigger** team than Reading?

** whatever "bigger" means

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Jackson Corner » 07 Aug 2013 04:03

bobby1413 Do you think QPR are a bigger** team than Reading?

** whatever "bigger" means


There chairman has a bigger waistline than ours.

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Re: Those Fake Hoops...

by Schards#2 » 07 Aug 2013 08:30

Probably a stupid question but how come Barton isn't banned? After his last game in the UK he was banned for 10 games IIRC, does this only aopply in The Premier League or has he 'served' it whilst playing in France?

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