No matter what happens this season with The Royals I think we can hold our heads up high and say at least we don't wear cream and beige when playing away from home. I mean, good Good, I'm no Karl Largerfield but I've just been watching them on Foxtel (highlights) against Arsenal and their kit is reminiscent of nothing so much as a mixture of Larry Grayson (Generation Game), Val Doonican and Perry Como.
Even the missus who hates football and isn't interested in fashion was giggling.