Speculation : Shane Long to return

[3 veesinarow]

Oh, dear. Talk about missing the point. I had you down for being quite a funny and original poster, but my opinion may need to be tempered slightly by your outrageous irony failure.

[pea]

That'll really upset him, you should rescind that comment

[3 veesinarow]

Not a chance.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I guess I took you literally.

[royalZILLAAA]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

I'm sorry my rhetorical hyperbole went over your head.

Rhetorical hyperbole doesn't need the word "literally" to be effective, though. It is superfluous since the absurdism of the statement is apparent to a cognitive reader.

Whilst I think that's a pretty terrible argument, since superfluity naturally bolsters the hyperbole, I have to say that this little argument is very ghey. And that you and RL started it.

[royalZILLAAA]

Oh, dear. Talk about missing the point. I had you down for being quite a funny and original poster, but my opinion may need to be tempered slightly by your outrageous irony failure.

oops. just read this, my other response looks dumb now. sorry.

[dogzbollox]

Shane Long is an anagram of 'Hangs Noel'....
















I'll get my coat

[Blue & White Soup]

Long and The Big Bad Wolf up front would be amazing yes please!

[Royal Lady]

Point of order re the ghey argument - RoyalZILLAAAA said he'd "literally shit a litter of kittens" - Pepe The Horseman said it was impossible and I said that I was going to say the same thing, it quite literally is not possible. People who use "literally" for everything are idiots. And I stand by that.

[Ian Royal]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

I'm sorry my rhetorical hyperbole went over your head.

Rhetorical hyperbole doesn't need the word "literally" to be effective, though. It is superfluous since the absurdism of the statement is apparent to a cognitive reader.

Is it me or has 3 Vs just implied RL is not a cognitive reader? To which she seems rather happy...

It is most certainly possible to shit a litter of kittens by the way. You could eat them and then you'd do it. You could probably shove them up a pornstar's arse as well and then have them shit them back out. Providing they were young and it was a small litter I guess.

[Tommy Youlden's Ears]

Right then.

Surely you could shit a litter of kittens if you ate them first? Not, therefore, literally impossible.

Not that they'd look like kittens, they'd look like shit.

But then shit always looks likes shit.

Apart from when you've had disastrous diarrhoea for a couple of days, when it seems to come out rather like it went in. (I have wincingly horror filled thoughts of lentils and of chickpeas. Maybe that's a curry thing. I don't want to go there)

In which case;

Step 1. Get diarrhoea and shit yer load for two days to get in the zone.
Step 2. Buy kittens (might wanna send someone out to do this, as you'll have 'japanese flag' issues and won't fancy the walk)
Step 3. Kill and grill kittens (surely it's unnecessary in all this mayhem to eat them alive)
Step 4. Wait a few hours.
Step 5. Shit kittens.
Step 6. Examine shit (presumably with quite a lot of excitement after this level of commitment) to see how kitteny your shit looks.
Step 7. Take photos of kitteny shit and post to HNA.

Bingo!

Zingo buys Siggo and kittens stingo yer ringo.

[Wimb]

Opened this thread to see if there had been any developments on Shane Long and it's descended into a debate about whether it's possible to s**t kittens

AE

[Royal Rother]

Funny though!!!

[Wimb]

Funny though!!!

Valid

[Royal Bison]

Mate of mine has a good contact at West Brom, claims we've agreed a fee and it's now just subject to the medical.

Yeah yeah I know, mate of a mate, blah blah blah, but we'll see

[Extended-Phenotype]

Get one tit out, Tulisa style. Then put it away again.

[robinsfriday]

Hi everyone, what's the latest.... woah woah, what the hell has happened in here!?

Kittens? Sh*tting? Poo?

(slowly backs towards the door and leaves thread)

[Extended-Phenotype]

Hi everyone, what's the latest.... woah woah, what the hell has happened in here!?

Kittens? Sh*tting? Poo?

(slowly backs towards the door and leaves thread)

(throwing pebbles at his keyboard to type his exit-line with admirable precision)

[royalZILLAAA]

RoyalZILLAAAA said...

You spelled my name wrong.
Four As looks ridiculous.

[pea]

RoyalZILLAAAA said...

You spelled my name wrong.
Four As looks ridiculous.