RUMOUR - Yaya Banana

[Royal Bahamas]

Y'all a bunch of clowns...

[pea]

Excellent, sign him and Nortey Nortei and I'll be delighted with this transfer window

[dogzbollox]

I started a thread on this guy about a month ago and it got moderator-ised, so this latest info means either

a) I am a genuine ITK type person and didn't even know it myself!

or

b) The moderators hate me

[Franchise FC]

I started a thread on this guy about a month ago and it got moderator-ised, so this latest info means either

a) I am a genuine ITK type person and didn't even know it myself!

or

b) The moderators hate me

They hate you - HTH

[Stuboo]

I heard he went to the doctor. He wasn't peeling very well.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Can someone lock this fucking awful thread?

[JS28ZoD]

Can someone lock this fucking awful thread?

Don't let it get under your skin.

[ankeny]

We would only unzip it

[total_biscuit]

Should look quite appeeling in the away kit

TB

[Petercccccc]

Lets see if this one bears fruit.

[robinsfriday]

Can someone lock this fucking awful thread?

Don't let it get under your skin.

Best of the bunch that one.

[dogzbollox]

I do not speak with any particular knowledge of this but, Some Africans do have names that appear humerous to us but that does not make them cr*p footballers! Should Yaya Banana change hands for 30m in four years time, who's going to look stupid? On the other hand, if the banana boy was a wind-up from the start, maybe I'm the one looking stupid! Can anyone supply his club, his stats and his details? Furthermore, I do not wish to hear that there are a BUNCH of players like him just waiting to be noticed!

Try this...

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/yaya- ... 27766.html

Edited to add...

In addition have a look at this dude - not a football player but was the president of Zimbabwe before he was ousted by Mugabe, I admit I remember him for his name not his political status and the fact he was accused and found guilty of dipping his personal banana...cough..see 'Sodomy'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canaan_Banana

[Stuboo]

Can someone lock this fucking awful thread?

Don't let it get under your skin.

Best of the bunch that one.

Yeah, what is it about Yaya Banana that causes you to slip up?

[dogzbollox]

Yeah, what is it about Yaya Banana that causes you to slip up?

F*ck off newbie

[Stuboo]

Yeah, what is it about Yaya Banana that causes you to slip up?

F*ck off newbie

Thanks

[dogzbollox]

Yeah, what is it about Yaya Banana that causes you to slip up?

F*ck off newbie

Thanks

Don't mention it...

[LightwaterRoyal]

I do not speak with any particular knowledge!

Atleast you and the Hob Nob masses agree on something

[Royal Dee]

hope we sign this guy just so i can get his name on my shirt

[Alan Partridge]

This sounds a Reading type of signing. I'm looking forward to the 'Banana Day' at the end of the season supported by STAR where all Reading fans are encouraged to bring inflatable bananas and real ones to chuck onto the pitch in full support of Reading's new starlet. Monkey noises are optional for real comedy value.

[Pepe the Horseman]

This sounds a Reading type of signing. I'm looking forward to the 'Banana Day' at the end of the season supported by STAR where all Reading fans are encouraged to bring inflatable bananas and real ones to chuck onto the pitch in full support of Reading's new starlet. Monkey noises are optional for real comedy value.

First sensible post on this thread.