Utter trash - the WWW.FOOTBALL-RUMOURS.CO.UK thread

[brendywendy]

Watfords Danny Shittu is s target for Reading
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Reading to sell Nicky Shorey (2m to Arsenal)!!!!????, Ibrahima Sonko (4m to Wigan)?????!!!!!, Ivar Ingimarsson (2m to Everton) and Graham Murty (500k to Sheff utd) and replace them with Dave Nugent (7m), Jason Koumas (2.5m) and Robbie Fowler (free) .

Reading look set to win the chase for Robbie Fowler.
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Title winners Man United will sign Reading striker Kevin Doyle for £3m????!!!!!
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Espanyol striker Luis Garcia is a target for Reading. The English club have been watching the 25–year–old all season and are impressed with his high work rate.
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Reading Rumours
John Madejski will give Coppell a massive £30m transfer budjet in his last act as chairman before a takoever. Reading will be taken over by a Chinese businessman for £65m and will appoint Madejski as a club director and will not buy the Stadium or Stadium naming rights.
Steve Coppell will bring in Scott Carson on loan, Phil Jagielka, Emerse Fae, Bobby Zamora, Pedro Leon, Jason Koumas, Darren Ambrose and Gary O'Neill. This will total about £20m and he will spend the rest of his budjet on trying to tempt a world class name to Madejski. He recntly sent Steve Leatherborrow to go to see Joao Moutinho of sporting in what could be the shock transfer of the summer. Nicky Shorey will not be sold and will stay at the club for the forseeable future. Going out will be Seol Ki Hyeon who will leave for Derby or Birmingham for around £2m. Also leaving will be John Halls (stoke), Sam Sodje (West Brom), Shane Long (on loan to Sunderland) and Michael Dubbery (Derby)

earshaw–Reading for5.5million

[Stooper]

Reading to sell Nicky Shorey (2m to Arsenal), Ibrahima Sonko (4m to Wigan), Ivar Ingimarsson (2m to Everton) and Graham Murty (500k to Sheff utd) and replace them with Dave Nugent (7m), Jason Koumas (2.5m) and Robbie Fowler (free) .

Reading look set to win the chase for Robbie Fowler.


Title winners Man United will sign Reading striker Kevin Doyle for £3m


Espanyol striker Luis Garcia is a target for Reading. The English club have been watching the 25–year–old all season and are impressed with his high work rate.

earshaw–Reading for5.5million

Reading Rumours
John Madejski will give Coppell a massive £30m transfer budjet in his last act as chairman before a takoever. Reading will be taken over by a Chinese businessman for £65m and will appoint Madejski as a club director and will not buy the Stadium or Stadium naming rights.
Steve Coppell will bring in Scott Carson on loan, Phil Jagielka, Emerse Fae, Bobby Zamora, Pedro Leon, Jason Koumas, Darren Ambrose and Gary O'Neill. This will total about £20m and he will spend the rest of his budjet on trying to tempt a world class name to Madejski. He recntly sent Steve Leatherborrow to go to see Joao Moutinho of sporting in what could be the shock transfer of the summer. Nicky Shorey will not be sold and will stay at the club for the forseeable future. Going out will be Seol Ki Hyeon who will leave for Derby or Birmingham for around £2m. Also leaving will be John Halls (stoke), Sam Sodje (West Brom), Shane Long (on loan to Sunderland) and Michael Dubbery (Derby)

earnshaw to be sold to Portsmouth Reading or Birmingham

[Stooper]

I would say I've been Dodded, but brendywendy and I posted at the same time.

Earnshaw

[Yorkshire Royal]

Can I just confirm that we are going to sell our entire back 4 and replace them with 2 forwards and a midfielder.. I know we are a bit gun ho, but really...

Although I can see the Halls, Sodje, Long and Dubs bit...

[brendywendy]

the team for next year, according to football rumours.com will look much like this:

scott carson/marcus/fed


halford boskalio/jarque/shittu faty/davis/barnett konchesky

pedro-leon biscan/lennon koumas/ song vicente

kamara/nugent /fowler/earnshaw /luis garcia/zamora


wow

exciting!!

its a good tactic from coppell to avoid second season syndrome, by fielding an entirely changed squad in our second year

th eman is a genius

[1871 Royal]

Title winners Man United will sign Reading striker Kevin Doyle for £3m

I haven't laughed this much in a while.

[eaststandbird]

the team for next year, according to football rumours.com will look much like this:

scott carson/marcus/fed


halford boskalio/jarque/shittu faty/davis/barnett konchesky

pedro-leon biscan/lennon / Moutinho koumas/ song vicente

kamara/nugent /fowler/earnshaw /luis garcia/zamora


wow

exciting!!

its a good tactic from coppell to avoid second season syndrome, by fielding an entirely changed squad in our second year

th eman is a genius

Dont forget to add Joao Moutinho to the midfielders

[brendywendy]

oops ! cheers
how could i have forgotten him!

[Turns8]

hey don't forget we have already signed cisse or as he already been sold before playing for us!!!!

FootballRumours.co.uk - QUALITY...

[brendywendy]

hey don't forget we have already signed cisse or as he already been sold before playing for us!!!!

FootballRumours.co.uk - QUALITY...

plus i havent heard that we are selling any of the following:
gunnarson, hunt, harper

so, the final team for the start of 07-08...........


scott carson/marcus/fed


halford boskalio/jarque/shittu faty/davis/barnett konchesky

pedro-leon- biscan/lennon /gunnarson/ Moutinho /harper/koumas/Cisse /song -vicente/hunt

kamara/nugent /fowler/earnshaw /luis garcia/zamora

[Arch]

I would say I've been Dodded, but brendywendy and I posted at the same time.

Hah! You think that gets you off the hook?

[Stooper]

I would say I've been Dodded, but brendywendy and I posted at the same time.

Hah! You think that gets you off the hook?

I also posted more rumours

[Coppelled Streets]

Reading Transfers:

In:
Dave Nugent – Preston – £7m
Danny Shittu – Watford – £1m
Emerse Fae – Nantes – £3m
Josmer Altidore – New York – £200k
Jonatas – Espanyol – £1.7m
Rob Earnshaw – Norwich – £2.76m

Out:
Aaron Brown – Port Vale – loan
Sam Sodje – West Brom – £500k
Shane Long – Man United – £4m
Stephen Hunt – Tottenham – £6.3m

Reading duo Ivar Ingimarsson and Stephen Hunt will leave Reading in the summer. Ingimarsson is a £3m target for Rangers and Stephen Hunt looks set to move to Tottenham for £5.8m

[brendywendy]

!!!!!!!

now i love hunty as much as the next man but jesus christ almighty!

[eaststandbird]

I'd easily take £5.8m for Stephen Hunt. Id also probably take £3m for Ivar, sorry Ivar but hes getting on a bit now and £3m for him would be a good bit of Business.


LOL, not that it wont happen!!!

[Royal Lady]

Gotta snatch Utd's hand off for Shane Long at £4million, mind you it didn't take them long to go off Doyle at £3 million!!

[brendywendy]

Spotted on Saturday afternoon in the Madejski Millenium Hotel was Nick Hammond (DOB), David Healy and two other gentleman.
This will please Alan Partridge!

Reading keeper Marcus Hahnemann will return the USA this summer to either LA Galaxy or Dc United.

Reading Transfers:
In:
Boaz Myhill (hull) £400k
John Mensah (rennes) £4m
Emerse Fae (nantes) £2m
Carlton Cole (West Ham) £100k
Rob Earnshaw (Norwich) £1.9m

Out:
Stephen Hunt (West Ham) £5.3m
Brynjar Gunnarsson (az) £120k
Leroy lita (Arsenal) £11m??????!!!!!!!
Nicky Shorey (West Ham) £1.3m??????!!!!!!
where are they getting these numbers from?

Reading will lose Adam Federici (£1m to Wigan) and Marcus Hahnemann (£1m to VFB Stuttgart) and use the money to sign Sheffield United centre back Claude Davis.

Reading to sign:
– Giles Barnes (Derby) £5m
– Billy Sharp (Scunthorpe) £3m
– Tom Huddlestone (Tottenham) £3m
and Dave Nugent (Preston) £4m

Finally, if Chris Brunt is tempted by Wigan, West Ham or Reading. expect Laws to get Kris Commons from Notts Forest.

David Healy will sign for Reading for an agreed fee of 1.5m and Graham Stack going in the opposite direction.

Sam Sodje is being chased by Charlton manager Alan Pardew. HAHAHA
pards is desperate!


a bumper day for reading on football-rumours

cant believe we are selling both our keepers! and replacing with another CB
is coppell to go with 11 outfield players in the boldest attacking move since the association was formed:wink:

[SpaceCruiser]

LOLaughable.

[Alan Partridge]

This site is

[JimmytheJim]

This site is

Oh well done AP, I now don't stand any chance of getting revision done for the next 3 hours or so, as I now have no choice but to re-watch every episode of Brass Eye. What a great show it was. You absolute bastard.