Speculation : Shane Long to return

[paultheroyal]

Why?

Those you know, know

We will compare stories as probably different versions and sources.

[Big Foot]

Why?

Those you know, know

We will compare stories as probably different versions and sources.

I heard it from 2 separate sources, so I'd guess that one of them could very well cross over with you

[royalZILLAAA]

I would literally shit a litter of kittens

Impossible.

I was just going to say that. People who use literally for literally everything should be shot. Quite literally.

People who get uptight about the use of the word 'literally' in evidently hyperbolic sentences are literally tw@ts. literally.

[Royal Lady]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

[royalZILLAAA]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

I'm sorry my rhetorical hyperbole went over your head.

[royalZILLAAA]

Anyway, that little episode aside; I would literally splooge rainbows up the walls if we got Shane back. I'm a big fan of both ALF and Hunt, but I'd take Shlong over them any day.

Yes, I know I said I'd take shlong.

[Ian Royal]

No you rude little man, it will mean that Big Foot is reliable with gossip/news won't it.

Your quaint 1940's village insults are actually quite arousing.

I fukking love you man.

[Royal Lady]

No you rude little man, it will mean that Big Foot is reliable with gossip/news won't it.

Your quaint 1940's village insults are actually quite arousing.

I fukking love you man.

Creep.

[who are ya?]

I can't think of Shane Long without watching this video tbf tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCk9MDg-sc

[LoyalRoyalFan]

I can't think of Shane Long without watching this video tbf tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCk9MDg-sc

The noise

[Big Foot]

I can't think of Shane Long without watching this video tbf tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCk9MDg-sc

The noise

+1

[Tommy Youlden's Ears]

I can't think of Shane Long without watching this video tbf tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCk9MDg-sc

Class.

Can we be greedy and have Shane+Sig. Please Mr Zing? Zingo. ZingDaddy.

[royalZILLAAA]

I can't think of Shane Long without watching this video tbf tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCk9MDg-sc

Class.

Can we be greedy and have Shane+Sig. Please Mr Zing? Zingo. ZingDaddy.

Zing-a-ling-a-ding-dong

[Maguire]

Shane Long is rubbish, we can do better.

[3 veesinarow]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

I'm sorry my rhetorical hyperbole went over your head.

Rhetorical hyperbole doesn't need the word "literally" to be effective, though. It is superfluous since the absurdism of the statement is apparent to a cognitive reader.

[Royal Rother]

Shane Long is rubbish, we can do better.

[Toon Toon Blue army]

I can't think of Shane Long without watching this video tbf tbh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCk9MDg-sc

The noise

That 1 second pause as the ball goes in then hits the roof of the net followed by the noise is bliss.

[Royal Lady]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

I'm sorry my rhetorical hyperbole went over your head.

Rhetorical hyperbole doesn't need the word "literally" to be effective, though. It is superfluous since the absurdism of the statement is apparent to a cognitive reader.

^ yeah! Swivel on that royalZILLAAA!

[Archie's penalty]

I keep watching that goal. Gets me through a day marking essays

[Extended-Phenotype]

Yeah but you made a stupid comment, which is, quite literally, impossible.

I'm sorry my rhetorical hyperbole went over your head.

Rhetorical hyperbole doesn't need the word "literally" to be effective, though. It is superfluous since the absurdism of the statement is apparent to a cognitive reader.

Thank God you are here to point that out and take the 'wanker' sticker on your back like a man.