The ITK thread sponsered by Friday's Legacy and Big Mike

[Barry the bird boggler]

Certainly made for a great few weeks of fun in amongst the total boredom of nothing happening.

[bigmike]

Unless BigMike is just coming out with this now because he is embarrassed that it appears what he thought was some kind of source has been been telling him absolute bollocks?

the old ITK Switcheroo double bluff

Nope I can confirm that both myself and MassSarrslibrarian have been laughing our asses off as the so called ITK brigade and some people on this forum for weeks now.

Its been quite amazing all you need do is send certain people a vague story and then it appears from one of these Offical ITK people on twitter.

I admit I am not ITK about anything other than these people are full of shite this little excercise has proven that.

Regarding the people who believed me on here.. Theres always some casualties in war.. Also dont be so damn gullible

[Extended-Phenotype]

Nah, I reckon he's just a wacky prankster, who probably wears a comedy tie to work and refers to himself as 'a bit of a character'.

That’s merely the surface persona. Underneath he’s probably suffering from depression associated with dissolved romantic relationships.

Maybe he had distant parents? Or his childhood dog just exploded?

We may never know.

[Maguire]

For my 2 pennies worth - firstly, at the very beginning, big Mike didn't originally say the "meltdown" was Gylfi - but when pushed (mainly by me) he gave enough clues for it to be quite clear he was talking about Gylfi without actually saying so.

FL also told us about Gylfi - anyone who believes Jonny Fordham over those two, needs their heads testing imo.

Finally, for all the stick I got about being a WUM and not being ITK on anything, I would point out that I haven't said ANYTHING at all about Gylfi or Pog or any other signings - because I haven't been told. Had I been a WUM I'd have joined in - instead I've been asking questions and getting thoroughly over excited about the prospect of Gylfi coming back.

My ITK was about TSI - and the delays - and there were delays - whether it was solely the PL/FL causing the delays due to work load or whether there were some legs in the info I was given, we may never know. But you shouldn't just label everyone as a WUM because they certainly aren't all WUM and some really are ITK. You risk never hearing anything in the future and taking what Jonny says as gospel! Good luck with that!

Nobody cares about you love, and BigMike is just a bullshitter. Please stop posting.

Whilst I'm at it ^^^

Plenty in RL's post to piss one's pants at, particularly the bit about believing Fordham over BigMike.

[pea]

Why does anyone still listen to this chump? The joke wore thin a long time ago

Agreed with everyone backing up Bigmike here. He's all but said it was Gylfi for weeks now. At the initial mention of it, it seemed highly unlikely - now it seems more likely than ever. Ignore the others bigmike - I'm with you!

You think thats good you should see the pages and pages of pms i have from people begging me to tell them what I know..

Bet you have an insane amount, I got five or so just from one day of playing along with your wind-up on the TSI thread

[bigmike]

Bet you have an insane amount, I got five or so just from one day of playing along with your wind-up on the TSI thread

several pages from theWearing I bet

[paultheroyal]

I work with BigMike and I can absolutely and positively confirm that he is F*cking good wind-up merchant

His finest hour lol

Only for the idiots who fell for it. Makes the board and this section pretty meaningless really.

[paultheroyal]

Unless BigMike is just coming out with this now because he is embarrassed that it appears what he thought was some kind of source has been telling him absolute bollocks?

This - absolutely 100%.

My post from ages back covered this exact point. In his eyes, win win. Just depended when he played his cards. If we end up signing someone like Long etc then he will regret admitting earlier.

[TheLawnMowerMan]

I take my bow.. Thankyou and good night

Plenty of people on here could smell your BS - just because some people can't doesn't make it clever.
To be honest the only thing that surprises me is that you have a job.

[Avon Royal]

Boasting about a fishing trip on HNA is like bragging about sleeping with your own sister.

[MouldyRoyal]

Boasting about a fishing trip on HNA is like bragging about sleeping with your own sister.

"Well at least I got laid!"

[Extended-Phenotype]

Boasting about a fishing trip on HNA is like bragging about sleeping with your own sister.

What if your sister was well hot?

[Ups and Downs]

I'd just like to put on record that I thought bigmike was a WUM from the start, but now I think he is just a PSAD PFUCKING PCUNT.

Most good WU's involve the majority of people seeing the funny side in the WU once it is revealed, but the only people who have found this remotely funny are you and that other PSAD PCUNT you work with. I would imagine if i were in your shoes and had a close colleague who liked RFC as well, doing something like that might briefly take away the monotony of work. And I'm certain it'd be a massive relief for our arseholes as it would give a small distraction from all the bumming in the stationary cupboard, you massive, massive PBUMDER PCUNT!

[Geekins]

Boasting about a fishing trip on HNA is like bragging about sleeping with your own sister.

What if your sister was well hot?

Would you sleep with her if she had AIDs? You know the good kind.

[soggy biscuit]

Boasting about a fishing trip on HNA is like bragging about sleeping with your own sister.

Harsh on Kes

[Extended-Phenotype]

Boasting about a fishing trip on HNA is like bragging about sleeping with your own sister.

What if your sister was well hot?

Would you sleep with her if she had AIDs? You know the good kind.

Weigh up the pros and cons.

Cons:
she has aids

Pros:
She's hot
she's my sister

2-1.

Plus, if she got pregnant it's quids in that it will be an abortion. With perks like that, I'll take the AIDS.

[TFF]

Attn RL,

don't ever call me bigmike again

[Barry the bird boggler]

Thread this now lock.

[Mike Hunt]

Well I'm not going to say I told you so. I'm going to write it.

Wait, I speak out loud when I type. Oh well, I guess I am going to say I told you so.

I am with EP on this one.

FL has said on Twitter that two different people are saying two different players. Bertrand and Long. Not his normal source though. It seems that BigMike can read twitter, and cause a sh!t storm on HNA

Top effort there TBM.

FL has gone quiet too? Maybe there is something going on...

I still think BigMike is on a massive wind up, and got very lucky yesterday...

All he mentioned was all over Twitter anyway.

I knew about the Gylfi bid before he even mentioned it, from someone else on the board.

Perfect trolling, cap has been doffed.

I was told by someone ITK on this board (FL) that the gylfi talks were happening before BM did. I was also told to keep a lid on it. So I did.

I just assumed that FL told BM and BM blabbed.

How anyone could believe him I have not a clue...

[southbank1871]

Thread this now lock.

No need for that Btbb, I've got a 16 pager and counting going here.