Gareth McCleary to Swansea

[sandman]

shut up will you, I was in the pub tonight with Adie Williams and Mccleary in bracknell fool

I was in pub wid Andy Kaufman and Elvis Presley and dey said McCleary was in the kennet with swans so shut up ok.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

shut up will you, I was in the pub tonight with Adie Williams and Mccleary in bracknell fool

Interesting. GMac not in the hotel with all the other players then?

[FridaysGhost]

MMM wins Knob Jockey Stakes. He'll now be going for the Group 1 'Head up my Arse' Stakes. Get on now, he's at Evens!

[sandman]

shut up sandman ok you idiot

Adie Williams was with McCleary in bracknell pub tonight with me so shut up ok

Shut up Dave_Royal.

McCleary swimming in River with Swans and club worried he may drift out to sea, ok.

[sandman]

Thanks Yoda-Royal but I no plastic I support Reading since '93 you idiot, ok.

[Mr Optimist]

sandman shut up ok you idiot ok your a Bell end you are

And they say Shakespeare is dead?

[NewCorkSeth]

Anyone else notice that Pepe and Dave are never seen together?

[sandman]

I keep sending Dave PM's and he never replies so I'm forced to take it onto the main forum,


Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-People,
this'll be the last pm I ever send your ass
It's been two pm's and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two pm's;
I wrote them perfect
So this is my last PM I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Motorway
Hey Dave, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy Private Message
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Dave, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Dave; Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Dave, my girlfriend's screaming in the boot
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?

[Mike Hunt]

[FridaysGhost]

At last. Sandman posts something sensible and interesting. Gibberish - Yes, but it makes the rest of his posts look like Dave-Royal on a bad day! Do'nt despair Sandman, you'll soon be cracking the three-times-table and, after that, the World is your bivalve mollusc!

[Mike Hunt]

Can we please get a IP check on these two?

- Postby Loyal royal 247 » 01 Feb 2014 08:24
Why why why go to Swansea . There pants


- Postby Dave-Royal » 01 Feb 2014 08:33
he not going to Swansea it all talk and rubbish

[Mike Hunt]

At last. Sandman posts something sensible and interesting. Gibberish - Yes, but it makes the rest of his posts look like Dave-Royal on a bad day! Do'nt despair Sandman, you'll soon be cracking the three-times-table and, after that, the World is your bivalve mollusc!

[sandman]

At last. Sandman posts something sensible and interesting. Gibberish - Yes, but it makes the rest of his posts look like Dave-Royal on a bad day! Do'nt despair Sandman, you'll soon be cracking the three-times-table and, after that, the World is your bivalve mollusc!

Thanks "TheSiegesGhost", I always value your loony opinion.

[FridaysGhost]

At last. Sandman posts something sensible and interesting. Gibberish - Yes, but it makes the rest of his posts look like Dave-Royal on a bad day! Do'nt despair Sandman, you'll soon be cracking the three-times-table and, after that, the World is your bivalve mollusc!

Thanks "TheSiegesGhost" I always value your loony opinion.

Not enough to know who I am apparently. Never mind, if your toilet-training carries on and you crack it, I'll give you a Ben10 sticker. See, I'm not so bad!

[RIP ELM Park]

At last. Sandman posts something sensible and interesting. Gibberish - Yes, but it makes the rest of his posts look like Dave-Royal on a bad day! Do'nt despair Sandman, you'll soon be cracking the three-times-table and, after that, the World is your bivalve mollusc!

Thanks "TheSiegesGhost" I always value your loony opinion.

Not enough to know who I am apparently. Never mind, if your toilet-training carries on and you crack it, I'll give you a Ben10 sticker. See, I'm not so bad!

[Royal Monk]

[genome]

[imHobb]

Sky Sports - http://www1.skysports.com/transfer/news ... h-mccleary

Transfer news: Clubs chasing Reading's Garath McCleary
Garath McCleary, who has a year left on his Reading contract, is being eyed by several clubs including Hull and Swansea.

The Jamaica international winger signed a three-year deal when he joined the Royals from Nottingham Forest in May 2012.

He made 42 appearances in the Sky Bet Championship last season, scoring five goals, as Nigel Adkins' side narrowly missed out on a play-off spot.

McCleary, who turned 27 last week, could now be set for a Premier League return this summer. Steve Bruce's Tigers and Garry Monk's Swans are keeping tabs on the player, while Crystal Palace are also understood to be interested.

Relegated duo Norwich and Cardiff may also be in the frame for his services, should Reading decide to sell him.

[Reading4eva]

He's a player I'd like to keep and I think Nigel would too. We will see how much shit we are in now. I'm sure they were on about old Royston and not Garath... Surely. Anyway I don't think these clubs would want Gunts so it's a non starter from me

[Pepe the Horseman]

He's a player I'd like to keep and I think Nigel would too. We will see how much shit we are in now. I'm sure they were on about old Royston and not Garath... Surely. Anyway I don't think these clubs would want Gunts so it's a non starter from me

You think Nigel would like to keep our best player? Bold statement.