Rumour: Lescott better than Shorey

[Royalee]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[rotherwick_royal]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Now you've said that I bet Shorey scores an OG against Villa

[Royalee]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Now you've said that I bet Shorey scores an OG against Villa

Even then he won't have cost us two goals though and a place in a cup final.

[Platypuss]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Now you've said that I bet Shorey scores an OG against Villa

Even then he won't have cost us two goals though and a place in a cup final.

Are Everton out then?

[Royalee]

Yep

[Platypuss]

They're not bothering with the second leg then?

RoyaLOLee.

[total_biscuit]

Yep

Not so fast ...

The semi-finals are over two legs (or should that be 44 legs not including substitutes and officials) and the second match is at Goodison on the 23rd.

TB

[Royalee]

Yep

Not so fast ...

The semi-finals are over two legs (or should that be 44 legs not including substitutes and officials) and the second match is at Goodison on the 23rd.

TB

Yes, and Everton will be without Yobo and Yakubu, whereas Chelsea will only lose Mikel from tonight and Makelele should also be back.

[Royalee]

They're not bothering with the second leg then?

RoyaLOLee.

LOL. I take it you're putting money on a two goal Everton win without any forwards or defence?

[Platypuss]

They're not bothering with the second leg then?

RoyaLOLee.

LOL. I take it you're putting money on a two goal Everton win without any forwards or defence?

Nice attempt.

FaiLOLed though.

[Royalee]

Attempt?

Are the two African players coming back without my knowledge then?

[Platypuss]

Are Everton out then?

For once in a while, just be a man and admit you cocked up. It won't hurt.

BTW Who goes through if Everton win 1-0 and there's no score in ET?

(a little clue - it ain't Chelsea)

[Royalee]

Are Everton out then?

For once in a while, just be a man and admit you cocked up. It won't hurt.

BTW Who goes through if Everton win 1-0 and there's no score in ET?

(a little clue - it ain't Chelsea)

I was well aware there are two legs in the semi final thank you Platypuss, even if you saw some half arsed gap for one of your hilarious jokes.

Oh, and if Everton win 1-0, which they won't, they'll choke on penalties as the only one who can take one is Johnson and he's been shit all season.

[Platypuss]

Are Everton out then?

For once in a while, just be a man and admit you cocked up. It won't hurt.

BTW Who goes through if Everton win 1-0 and there's no score in ET?

(a little clue - it ain't Chelsea)

I was well aware there are two legs in the semi final thank you Platypuss, even if you saw some half arsed gap for one of your hilarious jokes.

Oh, and if Everton win 1-0, which they won't, they'll choke on penalties as the only one who can take one is Johnson and he's been shit all season.

Is this where in your next post you pretend that you were actually well aware that it wouldn't go to penalties as Everton would win on away goals?

WeLOLLOL aware.

[Royalee]

Are Everton out then?

For once in a while, just be a man and admit you cocked up. It won't hurt.

BTW Who goes through if Everton win 1-0 and there's no score in ET?

(a little clue - it ain't Chelsea)

I was well aware there are two legs in the semi final thank you Platypuss, even if you saw some half arsed gap for one of your hilarious jokes.

Oh, and if Everton win 1-0, which they won't, they'll choke on penalties as the only one who can take one is Johnson and he's been shit all season.

Is this where in your next post you pretend that you were actually well aware that it wouldn't go to penalties as Everton would win on away goals?

WeLOLLOL aware.

No Platypuss, it wasn't, but I'll let you pretend if you get off on that sort of thing.

[Platypuss]

1. You said Everton were out - they aren't.

2. You said Everton would have to score 2 goals - they don't.

3. You said an Everton 1-0 win would mean penalties - it wouldn't.

Want to have another go or do you think that's quite enough confirmation that you're actually thicker than a whale sandwich?

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Yep

Not so fast ...

The semi-finals are over two legs (or should that be 44 legs not including substitutes and officials) and the second match is at Goodison on the 23rd.

TB

Yes, and Everton will be without Yobo and Yakubu, whereas Chelsea will only lose Mikel from tonight and Makelele should also be back.

Chelsea will still be missing Drogba too.

RoyaLOLee

[Rawlie19]

Are Everton out then?

For once in a while, just be a man and admit you cocked up. It won't hurt.

BTW Who goes through if Everton win 1-0 and there's no score in ET?

(a little clue - it ain't Chelsea)

I was well aware there are two legs in the semi final thank you Platypuss, even if you saw some half arsed gap for one of your hilarious jokes.

Oh, and if Everton win 1-0, which they won't, they'll choke on penalties as the only one who can take one is Johnson and he's been shit all season.

Is this where in your next post you pretend that you were actually well aware that it wouldn't go to penalties as Everton would win on away goals?

WeLOLLOL aware.

Have they changed the rules this season? Away goals have never counted in League Cup game. That is strictly for Europe.

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Have they changed the rules this season? Away goals have never counted in League Cup game. That is strictly for Europe.

Away goals have always counted in the League Cup semis but only after extra time in the second leg (as opposed to after 90 minutes in Europe).

For instance, in the 2005 / 06 season:

League Cup semi final:

1st leg - Wigan 1 Arsenal 0
2nd leg - Arsenal 2 Wigan 1 (aet)

Wigan progressed to the final to play (and get stuffed by) Man Utd.

[Rawlie19]

Have they changed the rules this season? Away goals have never counted in League Cup game. That is strictly for Europe.

Away goals have always counted in the League Cup semis but only after extra time in the second leg (as opposed to after 90 minutes in Europe).

Well bollox then. Away goals is a shit rule anyway.