Cringe Time

[West Stand Man]

How do you know that Steve Coppell Graeme Murty and Kevin Dillon arnt too kean on it did you ask them???

I for one think theres no problems with it and being that i was born in the North of scotland and it doesn't bother me why should it bother people from Middlesbourgh and liverpool ???

I thought they spoke a form of English in the N of Scotland?

[Oddesy2k]

What do you suggest we should replace the song in question with then?

[Man Friday]

...something that's less predictable.

[brendywendy]

what like.....

"your town is made of custard-
your town is made of custard"


i bet no one would predict that

but then it wouldnt make any sense either

[Royal Rother]

What do you suggest we should replace the song in question with then?

Is that a serious question?

[bigmike]

How do you know that Steve Coppell Graeme Murty and Kevin Dillon arnt too kean on it did you ask them???

I for one think theres no problems with it and being that i was born in the North of scotland and it doesn't bother me why should it bother people from Middlesbourgh and liverpool ???

I thought they spoke a form of English in the N of Scotland?

You must lead such an enthralling life if all you have to do all day is correct peoples spelling

[Jim-Bob]

brendywendy Posted: 14 Sep 2006 16:17 Post subject:

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what like.....

"your town is made of custard-
your town is made of custard"


i bet no one would predict that

but then it wouldnt make any sense either

LOL! What a shout that would be. Might offend people from the west country though!

[AbovetheI]

[If any of the boys that orchestrate the chanting in the East Stand are reading this, 1st, please, do you think that we could drop the 'DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARD' chants please, as i don't think Steve Coppell, Graeme Murty, Kevin Dillon etc. are too keen on it. 2nd, for faks sake, stop that pathetic, embarrassing cringe time chant of 'SOUTHERNERS,SOUTHERNERS SOUTHERNERS' away teams will think that were 'ALL' retards with a mental age of 5 years. 3rd, and most importantly......BOYCOTT TOM HARK!
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Sod off. Said players are proffesionals and will rise above it. said fans are easy to wind up and its all part of the banter. said songs are good fun to sing and again, its all part of the banter.

Out of interest, should these ignoramuses bring back the chant "YOU BLACK BASTARD"? It was all part of exactly the same banter, no?

If i was a racist then i'd have to say yes.

[Man Friday]

That it's also sensible(ish) went without saying - or so I thought. Alright then, how about original and sensible(ish)? And as regards the person from Scotland not minding the chant, for crying out loud show some pride.

[brendywendy]

for crying out loud show some pride.

i have none

clearly


what about......

"your scots,
we're not,
we're going to score alot,
no offence-
intended"

it passes all of your criteria, except maybe the sensible one, again

[Man Friday]

It passes only one criterion - originality. It fails the wit test.

[brendywendy]

it is rubbish


but i think you'll find it also passes the non offensive criterion

[brendywendy]

no i was wrong
, its offensive to anyone with a sense of humour
darnit

[davis69]

[If any of the boys that orchestrate the chanting in the East Stand are reading this, 1st, please, do you think that we could drop the 'DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARD' chants please, as i don't think Steve Coppell, Graeme Murty, Kevin Dillon etc. are too keen on it. 2nd, for faks sake, stop that pathetic, embarrassing cringe time chant of 'SOUTHERNERS,SOUTHERNERS SOUTHERNERS' away teams will think that were 'ALL' retards with a mental age of 5 years. 3rd, and most importantly......BOYCOTT TOM HARK!
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Shut you stupid idiot your the one with a mental age of 5 you twat

[Royal Rother]

[Arch]

[If any of the boys that orchestrate the chanting in the East Stand are reading this, 1st, please, do you think that we could drop the 'DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARD' chants please, as i don't think Steve Coppell, Graeme Murty, Kevin Dillon etc. are too keen on it. 2nd, for faks sake, stop that pathetic, embarrassing cringe time chant of 'SOUTHERNERS,SOUTHERNERS SOUTHERNERS' away teams will think that were 'ALL' retards with a mental age of 5 years. 3rd, and most importantly......BOYCOTT TOM HARK!
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Shut you stupid idiot your the one with a mental age of 5 you twat

This was a post of such stunning imbecility that I had to go and check the authors other contributions to see if there was anything else to match it. No, this is uniquely attrocious.

[URZZ]

Do you think that we could drop the 'DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARD' chants please.

If they start to chant 'DIRTY SOUTHERN BASTARD'




Is it okay with you for us to reply to them then?

[comeonthebiscuitmen]

Out of interest, should these ignoramuses bring back the chant "YOU BLACK BASTARD"? It was all part of exactly the same banter, no?

So calling someone a northern b@stard is just as offensive as calling someone a black b@stard is it?

Royal Rother - if he was made out of chocolate he'd eat himself.

20 years ago YOU BLACK BASTARD was heard every Saturday in virtually every football ground in the country. There was very little racism involved in that chant, it was just what the yobs shouted. They also shouted YOU DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARDS.

To me, calling anyone a bastard is offensive and I totally abhor this kind of numbskullery that many football supporters find so side-splittingly entertaining.

Seeing grown men chanting that sort of stuff is completely cringe-worthy.

I bet match days are a barrel of laughs with you.

Some chants are just crap.
Dirty Nothern Bastards has some irony too it. I think most people know that and it has a bit of Elm Park nostalgia for me.
I'm not prejudiced against people who are from the north.
But it's not in the same league as the other obviously Racist chants mentioned.

I can't stand 'shit on the floor' or 'die die die you bastard'.
offensive and just pointless.

Can anyone help with this though:
At Elm Park we used to shake our fists and do monkey-type chants when we won a corner. Still happens occasionaly now.
Where did this come from? am I missing something?

[comeonthebiscuitmen]

Tom Hark is rubbish.

But playing music after scoring a goal is rubbish.

Rugby League (or dirty northern monkey rugby - as my friend from Stockport calls it) is rubbish.

Blur's song 2 would be worse.

[working class hero]

[If any of the boys that orchestrate the chanting in the East Stand are reading this, 1st, please, do you think that we could drop the 'DIRTY NORTHERN BASTARD' chants please, as i don't think Steve Coppell, Graeme Murty, Kevin Dillon etc. are too keen on it. 2nd, for faks sake, stop that pathetic, embarrassing cringe time chant of 'SOUTHERNERS,SOUTHERNERS SOUTHERNERS' away teams will think that were 'ALL' retards with a mental age of 5 years. 3rd, and most importantly......BOYCOTT TOM HARK!
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Shut you stupid idiot your the one with a mental age of 5 you twat

From the look of it Davis69 has a chronological age of 5 - but a mental age of 2......