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by Maguire » 19 Sep 2006 12:57

floyd__streete
Maguire I already want the Earth to open up and swallow me and the game hasn't even kicked off yet.

I think I might just stay in the pub.


What, and miss out on 20,000 Reading fans - in that harmonious mix of middle class and Whitley accents - singing about United's southern based support whilst 2,000 Mancs respond with equally side-splitting chants about killing your own fans?


It's going to be brilliant I tell thee. Might even give it a burst of "Coppell Out" on the final whistle.
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by igoe agogo » 19 Sep 2006 13:07

Harold (To the tune of my girl)

He's got the looks of a movie star
He wears number 7 just like Cantona
What ya gonna do when he goes by you......Ronaldo...



You do realise that this is a public forum, not your own private diary don't you harold.
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by ScottishRoyal » 19 Sep 2006 13:24

Madjic His face is red
He'll take your nan to bed
Wayne rooney, Wayne Rooney

:lol:
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by soggy biscuit » 19 Sep 2006 13:34

'Daytripper' by The Beatles

At Gary Neville I will be singing 's**t tash, he's got a very s**t tash, he's got a very s**t tash'
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by Kurtz » 19 Sep 2006 13:52

You got taken over,
By a yank who knows sweet F*** all about football,
Then made an embarrassing protest that quickly melted away into nothing.
AFC Wimbledon fans have more integrity than you. etc etc

repeat to fade


tune: tbc
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by Nick Shorey my Lord! » 19 Sep 2006 14:00

kitsons pubes Hot dog sausage roll come on reading score a goal


Hot curry, vindaloo, come on Reading we want two.
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by Bazooka Joe » 19 Sep 2006 14:16

Don't blame it on Ingimarsson,
Don't blame it on Murty,
Don't blame it on the Sonko,
Blame it on Sodje,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
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by Forbury Lion » 19 Sep 2006 14:37

Nick Shorey my Lord!
kitsons pubes Hot dog sausage roll come on reading score a goal


Hot curry, vindaloo, come on Reading we want two.
Cream scone, cup of tea, come on Reading we want three.
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by Huntley & Palmer » 19 Sep 2006 14:49

Bazooka Joe Don't blame it on Ingimarsson,
Don't blame it on Murty,
Don't blame it on the Sonko,
Blame it on Sodje,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.


Not as good as the Liverpool version
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by MartinRdg » 19 Sep 2006 15:04

URZZZZZZZZ Here for the plastics, you're only here for the plastics


:D
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by Forbury Lion » 19 Sep 2006 16:46

Huntley & Palmer
Bazooka Joe Don't blame it on Ingimarsson,
Don't blame it on Murty,
Don't blame it on the Sonko,
Blame it on Sodje,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.


Not as good as the Liverpool version
Calm down, calm down.
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by me » 19 Sep 2006 16:56

Small town near Bolton, Your just a small town near Bolton
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by alad » 19 Sep 2006 16:58

Some cracking songs, keep it going.
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by mathematically_safe » 19 Sep 2006 16:58

'you've got more debt than us, you've got more debt than us'
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by me » 19 Sep 2006 17:02

To Wayne Rooney:

He even scores in a Brothel!
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by soggy biscuit » 19 Sep 2006 17:59

'Where's your PLC, where's your PLC, where's your PLC, where's your PLC (repeat to fade).......'
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by M4 Junction 11 » 19 Sep 2006 20:46

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For Marcus of course :D
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by bottom left hand corner » 19 Sep 2006 21:15

ronaldo ur a twat
ronaldo ur a twat
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by savage 4 england » 19 Sep 2006 23:09

bottom left hand corner ronaldo ur a twat
ronaldo ur a twat

Yep :roll:
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by Skin » 19 Sep 2006 23:11

How about dusting down this gem:

What do you think of Man U?
Scum!
What do you think of Scum?
Shit!

Taken from the version that refers to the scum.
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