Is there a 'phone-in this week?

[Barry the bird boggler]

For the Fearnmeister

Why don't you have a little black bag when you run onto the pitch like most of your peers?

Blue or red bounties?

You are at the clubs xmas disco when all the entertainment artistes go down with a bout of Kitson's knee. In the back room you find an old karaoke machine and decide to provide the entertainment yourself by smashing the machine to pieces and giving everyone instruction in first aid with a game of twister - why?

How many people spell your name wrong, is one person continually doing it despite the number of times you've demonstrated acupuncture on them free of charge.

If a member of the playing or management staff annoys you do you make out they're very ill and send them home?

What got you interested in medical matters and how did you get involved in the game?

Do you get to treat the women's football team, if so, to what do you treat them?

[WestCoast Life]

Jon, Sonko will miss this weekend's Senegal match and on the official site you said : "Sonks strained a muscle in his groin when he overstretched during the game on Sunday. "

"He's also got a minor hip strain that is preventing him from training, but I would expect him to be fit in time for the Chelsea game."

If we were playing Chelsea THIS weekend, would he have missed that game ?

It seems odd that Sonko (who never seems to miss Reading games through injury) can't make is full debut for Senegal. A cynic would suggest that he is holding out for a call-up to the French squad....

[Aly Murty]

Jon:

What qualifications did you gain before you became a physiotherapist and what experience did you have before joining West Ham?

Quite a lot of the players seem to be suffering from groin strains this season, is there any particular reason for this?

Which player gives you the most grief when they are injured?

[M4 Junction 11]

Has it started yet?

[Royal Lady]

I had a question, but I'm too late now. I would have asked him has he ever been injured himself due to running on the pitch or something and if he has an injury, who treats him?

[M4 Junction 11]

Have you ever had any comedy "off the field" injuries to deal with? (Apart from Stack's ironing)

Only one on here I think was asked. Answer was a player who dropped a mug of coffee and broke his toe at airport and a player who put his foot through a coffee table.

[bobby1413]

Have you ever had any comedy "off the field" injuries to deal with? (Apart from Stack's ironing)

Only one on here I think was asked. Answer was a player who dropped a mug of coffee and broke his toe at airport and a player who put his foot through a coffee table.

weybridgewanderer also had his question asked about Kitson's injury. Was it all "in his head" or was it an actual physical injury problem.

It was confirmed to be physical.

Anyone else feel frustrated by the lack of questions. I listned for 40 minutes, and there was more news, travel info, and other rubbish rather than actual questions.

[M4 Junction 11]

I lost count of the number of times he said "we've got a lot of emails and texts to get throught" ... why didn't he just fcuking ask them! Unless we get more respect from Mr Dellor on her I'm not going to ask any more questions

[Ollie]

I'll do some lobbying on your behalf and, if necessary, stand by the studio door in menacing fashion for the whole hour...

[bobby1413]

I'll do some lobbying on your behalf and, if necessary, stand by the studio door in menacing fashion for the whole hour...

That sounds like the right sort of action. Possibly also dangle his P45 at the window every few minutes.

Regards,
A very appreciative listener.

[M4 Junction 11]

We should have someone from HNA on the radio to ask these questions

I'd have done it if they'd asked.

Perhaps Ollie can fix it for us.

[Ollie]

We should have someone from HNA on the radio to ask these questions

I'd have done it if they'd asked.

Perhaps Ollie can fix it for us.

I'm keeping that idea in mind! Can't promise - and probably not any time in the immediate future, i.e. this or next month - but I'm keen on it.

[Royal Lady]

I do have Radio Berks experience and my face is just right for Radio. I'll keep a window open for you Ollie.

[The 17 Bus]

If Ollie wants to get into your window I can lend him a ladder, just make sure Schards is away tho.

Ollie RL would be perfect on a show, and also on a live game breoadcast as well, perhaps you could invite her to your nesting box, for the away game at Chelsea?

[Forbury Lion]

I'll do some lobbying on your behalf and, if necessary, stand by the studio door in menacing fashion for the whole hour...

Mention that there have been talks about starting a "Sack the presenters" online petition

[Forbury Lion]

I do have Radio Berks experience and my face is just right for Radio. I'll keep a window open for you Ollie.

Jo Sale might be behind this, presumably still holding a grudge against you for impersonating her on the interweb.

[Royal Lady]

I do have Radio Berks experience and my face is just right for Radio. I'll keep a window open for you Ollie.

Jo Sale might be behind this, presumably still holding a grudge against you for impersonating her on the interweb.

I thought everyone knew I wasn't really Jo Sale, it wasn't my fault some stupid person who worked for Radio 5 Live was on here and believed me and then mentioned it to her.

[Bacon Double Cheese]

I do have Radio Berks experience and my face is just right for Radio. I'll keep a window open for you Ollie.

Jo Sale might be behind this, presumably still holding a grudge against you for impersonating her on the interweb.

I thought everyone knew I wasn't really Jo Sale, it wasn't my fault some stupid person who worked for Radio 5 Live was on here and believed me and then mentioned it to her.

Whatever, Jo.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Who is Jo Sale anyway?

[TFF]

Who is Jo Sale anyway?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenter ... that.shtml