by Fubar » 29 Oct 2006 14:20
by Reading Abbey » 29 Oct 2006 18:02
by AthleticoSpizz » 29 Oct 2006 18:26
by AbovetheI » 29 Oct 2006 18:33
by Reading Abbey » 29 Oct 2006 18:40
by biscuitman » 29 Oct 2006 22:23
by AthleticoSpizz » 29 Oct 2006 23:15
Switch on 107 and you don't have to listen to reality during a matchdaybiscuitman Switch on Reading 107 and you don't have to listen to him
by handbags_harris » 30 Oct 2006 21:44
by Barry the bird boggler » 31 Oct 2006 09:05
by handbags_harris » 02 Nov 2006 12:57
by The whole year inn » 25 Nov 2006 07:02
by RoyalBlue » 02 Dec 2006 18:11
by Rax » 02 Dec 2006 21:45
RoyalBlue Not only has Geordie boy now gone on record as stating that he wants Newcastle to beat our beloved Reading FC but rumour has it that he has got his hands on a couple of copies of the Geordie version on Windows XP and has been messing around with BBRB's laptops.
Suggest Joel, Ollie and Tim check theirs:
If Gooding has messed with them and installed one of the Newcastle editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
The Newcastle edition may be recognised
by looking at the loading screen. It reads Windiz xp with a background
picture of a Brown Ale bottle superimposed on a photograph of the Tyne
Bridge.It is shipped with the Brown Ale screen saver.
Also note:
The Recycle Bin is labelled 'Aal ya s**te'
Dialup Networking is called 'Me mates'
Control Panel is known as 'How te f**k aboot wi the settins'
The Hard Drive is referred to as 'Big disk'
Floppies are known as 'Them litil plastic bastads'
Other:
OK = it's alreet
cancel = f**k that
yes = aye
no= nee f**kin' chance
find = gan gerit ya f**king sel'
go to = owa there
help = ah cannit dee it
stop = divvent move
start = hadaway and s**te
settings = settins
programs = stuff that dis stuff
personal folder = me s**te
Also note that Windiz xp does not recognise capital letters or
punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to WindizXP:
tiperiter = a word processor
cullarin book = a graphics package
addin masheen = calculator
tunes = CD player
porn = Microsoft Internet Explorer
pikchas = a graphics viewer
dole money = accounting software
toon = a spreadsheet of Newcastle United FC's recent scores
bevvy = local off-licences by area code and price of Brown Ale
tax records = usually an empty file
Kappa tracksuit inventory = usually a 5 meg file
by RoyalBlue » 02 Dec 2006 22:00
by Cookie » 06 Dec 2006 21:18
Fubar He may be knowledgeable about football, an ex-Reading player & manager, a very nice guy and, cheap; He is not however, a Radio Presenter! His voice grates on the nerves and his eloquence is non-existent. He also doesn't know when to stop. Just Tim & Joel please.
by FiNeRaIn » 07 Dec 2006 03:17
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